Mark Wetherall

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

It’s 28 years since The Greatest Scissor Kick Of All Time.

David Batty vs Tunisia at France 98.

You can’t coach technique like that.

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

For the money, and the few.

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Hi @RobKenyonReform, quick question, what makes 'Ant and Debt' Ant Middleton your hero?

Is it:

a) Him taking out a £2.7million director's loan before his company went bust owing £1,199,773 in tax to HMRC?

b) Being officially banned as a company director because of a)?

c) His abandoning his team and film crew on Everest to go to a spa?

d) His being found guilty of wounding a male police officer and assaulting a female officer outside a nightclub?

e) Him being dumped as Reform UK’s London candidate?

f) his Dubai hangouts with with Tommy Robinson?

#Makerfield, this is who Rob Kenyon's hero is.

#AntAndDebt

[Paul Gorst @ptgorst]

"There’s something real about Liverpool. People here can spot nonsense a mile off, and I’ve always respected that. After nine years here, I’ve realised there’s room in my heart for two cities."

Andy Robertson pens an open letter to the city of Liverpool.
https://t.co/H7wuexmgkX

[𝗜𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝘄𝗮𝗸𝗼𝗳𝗳 @Ivan_Schwakoff]

Last day of the season tomorrow, I don’t ask for much but here goes

Spurs relegated, Liam Delap elbowed in to a coma and Slot sacked minutes after the Brentford game 🤞

[Grizz Khan @GrizzKhan]

He done the exact same challenge that put VVD out for a whole year. He’s a prick and a dangerous one at that. Referees need to wisen up to these type of challenges. The worst part is he always gets up and berates the player too.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

The big divide n Britain today is between working people and the privately educated, rich, greedy, tax-dodging, selfish, grifting gobshites who try to manipulate working people by pretending to give a shit about them.

[KoH @pinguforest]

This is brilliant from Labour.

[Canary @TheCanaryUK]

Reform supporters bewildered with facts

[Mark Wetherall @Wevs]

@richardashcroft please retweet
2x Richard Ashcroft tickets - The O2, TOMORROW Saturday 28th March

Can't make, so selling via official AXS resale

- Section 408, Row P, Seats 625 & 626
- £58.25 each (face value)
- Can sell as singles or a pair
- 100% official via AXS

[Football Away Days Club @AwayDaysClub_]

Thierry Henry, Piers Morgan and Bobby Davro at the Emirates Stadium. 😂

[Anfield Agenda @AnfieldAgenda]

📲 Bobby Firmino still repping Liverpool during his holidays!

🇧🇷❤️🥲

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

🗣️ Roy Keane on the time he thought about signing Robbie Savage: "I rang Mark Hughes. Robbie [Savage] wasn't in the Blackburn team and I asked Mark if we could try to arrange a deal.

Sparky said: 'Yeah, yeah, he's lost his way here but he could still do a job for you.' Robbie's legs were going a bit but I thought he might come up to us [at Sunderland], with his long hair, and give us a lift - the way Yorkie [Dwight Yorke] had, a big personality in the dressing room. Sparky gave me permission to give him a call.

So I got Robbie's mobile number and rang him. It went to his voicemail: 'Hi, it's Robbie - whazzup!' like the Budweiser ad. I never called him back. I thought: 'I can't be f***ing signing that.""

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Reform supporters and Nigel.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

BOARD OF PEACE - Season 1

[Moog @a_toots]

@jakepaul Don’t worry, fucko. You’ll never have to worry about representing your country as an Olympian. Unless they introduce a ‘Biggest Cunt’ event, in which case, you’re golden.

[Mark Wetherall @Wevs]

@TheRealJamieKay Absolute scruffs

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

.@realDonaldTrump your Melania movie has bombed