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I'm too verbose for this shit.

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@Wokenessisevil Nah, pretty good marketing actually.

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@VICE Seems like a smart guy, he was probably that age the last time you guys produced something decent

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@DTAzzurri33 @MMAFullMount @TIME @danawhite Zucks a giant asshole, Dana is also a giant asshole, fuckin' of course he likes him. He's probably glazing him for more ulterior motive though

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@TimKoltek @MMAFullMount @TIME He's not gonna let you hit bro

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@Leverage7000 @Grimezsz @SamBuntz I think the more pertinent question is, what changes the nature of a man?

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@Leverage7000 @Grimezsz @SamBuntz Can't say for sure but were I to posit a guess I'd say Pain, suffering, an impending sense of doom, you know, that sorts stuff.

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@DogeMan1234567 @AstropunkComic @camnewberry @hasanthehun I mean, when the functional definition of woke is "something I don't like" you can pretty much accurately categorise anything as woke, birds? Woke. When the toilet paper doesn't detach properly from a new roll? Woke. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh you better believe that's woke.

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@AalaiasesPen @AstropunkComic @camnewberry @hasanthehun Most conservative voters don't though, it's pretty consistently been a integral component of most populist conservative political campaigns appeal. They're lying obviously but their voters don't know that.

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@camnewberry @AstropunkComic @hasanthehun A joke still kinda needs to make sense though, this is just, confusing. The profound lack of cognitive activity displayed by the anti woke people just makes this depressingly droll satire

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@camnewberry @hasanthehun Being performativly supportive of workers has traditionally been a cornerstone of conservative political advertising, Trump leveraged that aggressively in both campaigns, are you calling it woke entirely because hasan agrees with it?

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@MoreHateLessLuv @Celastine01 @hasanthehun You know pro socialist and pro capitalist people existed 20 years ago too right? And that they're fairly antithetical ideologically speaking right? Right?

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@Celastine01 @hasanthehun Several hours of Hasan trying to explain that clav is gay and that it's not a bad thing.

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@Damien912843 @_rowmo @hasanthehun IMO the only thing he's not honest about is to himself about his sexual orientation.

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@_rowmo @hasanthehun The looks maxing community is actually fascinatingly logically consistent. It's the perfect picture of how autistic men will behave if they accept false premises born of neurotypical defence mechanisms against deep seated insecurity and inadequacy.

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@YeaBoi1319690 @SPECIALGMG @hasanthehun That would be a pretty good racially vilifying name, as far as they go, is he was Irish traveller and not arab. The fuck were you thinking with this one?

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@jjarvis7040 @SPECIALGMG @hasanthehun He's a confused autist and gay man that has accepted flawed premises, mirrored bad people and projects his internalized shame and self loathing at people he would ID with if he could process his cognitive dissonance. I don't think he's a fundamentally bad person, it's sad really

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@VandalCrow @hasanthehun This is a good example of why faith (a canonized void of logic) and the acceptance of argument from interpretation in religion are problematic.

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@thedadangle @hasanthehun Idk, is there room for sides in a closet?

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@AAWSAPRocky @Grimezsz @SamBuntz Yeah, we all know what they did at Roswell

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@Leverage7000 @Grimezsz @SamBuntz It could just be the intersection of hippy logic, performative pseudo intellectualism and being terminally online