Michael Whaby

Molecular & cell biologist | @scienceunderdog

[Michael Whaby @Whaby]

@ScienceAlyssa Thank you Alyssa!

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@DianaBFulmer I really appreciate that. Thank you!

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I'm seconds from turning the game off.

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Why, Jarry?

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Levity fuels pretty much every moment of my life.

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The best part about living by the beach is living by the beach- one of the few places where I can almost forget about everything else.

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Still don't like flying, but the views are cool.

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Haven't talked to my brother in like a week, so I texted him and said, "do you wanna build a snowman?"

Can you even read that without singing it in your head (if you know the reference)? 😂 ❄

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Oddly familiar

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

A persistent enemy of excellence is fragmented attention.

On average, we check email 74x/day and switch tasks every 10min.

Computers are made for parallel processing. Humans are better at serial processing.

2021 resolution: focus on one task at a time.

https://t.co/k0eNj3PV4J

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

People who live in fear of others stealing their ideas generally don’t have many good ideas.

Creativity is abundant. Execution is scarce.

What prevails is not the best idea but the best implementation.

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I think when i get blackout drunk, Calm Down by G-Eazy is just playing on repeat in my head or something. No matter the occasion or venue.

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I'm just going to agree with you if i don't care about the subject of conversation or, more importantly, your opinion.

If I openly disagree with you then it's a sign that I respect you, because i don't have time for everyone's bullshit 😂 idk how some of y'all do.

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I pretty much melt into my shirt, down my pants, and into my shoes when Ariana Grande sings.

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@crypto_shredzz Lost me there 😂

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I just heard WAP for the first time last week. I've known it's a song and there's a dance to it, but hearing the song was actually a whole new experience.

Anyways, now I can't stop saying WAP.

Something cool happens?

No one:

Me: "WAP!"

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@crypto_shredzz OAP

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Some days, I'm like, what am I doing with my life. And others, I'm like, no seriously, wtf am I doing.

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@Ddoc28 Maybe not 👀👀

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but you only need to flip steak one time. The when there is crucial, though.