Améh

Sophisticated illiterate | Nuditivity | ☯☥

[Améh @Whaharb]

I think as humans, we do not 'really' care what happens to other people. As long as it doesn't affect us in any way, we just pretend to care, but deep down; we don't 'really' care.

[Success O | Designer and Creator @thesuccesso_]

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[MRR ADDY  @vibewithmraddy]

who ever wrote this script must be arrested immediately 😭😭😭😂😂

[Luxe Bunny 🍒 @yummy_mammi]

Someone that gets it!!!! Let’s also address the people who don’t wash their plates after eating at a restaurant. 😭

[gst @wearegst]

Anyone can buy your personal data — including your BVN and NIN — for just ₦250.

[General tea @_tea_anna]

listening to my neighbor complain about her nonverbal kid while knowing he talks to me about Batman.

[MS Ingawa @MSIngawa]

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[Nux @mherlihy0816]

Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

woke up with nauseating cramps so i made my mom drive me to the doctors . they told me i have a bruised cervix and mom looked at me like this the entire drive home

[iyì @fauxtobii]

Mistakenly gave some dude wrong directions then ran after him to correct myself when I figured it out. Only for him to say “don’t know if I can trust you now”

[kaíf @1kaiff]

it all ends on a random day btw

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

None of those are prime numbers

[PENNY ﾒ𝟶 ™️ @xlucidpennyx]

My coworker told me he hasn’t got a raise after everyone got theirs. I told him “closed mouths don’t get fed” he went to hr and they fired him. He didn’t get a raise because he was supposed to be fired and they forgot

[LA-A @joycieebee]

A man told me my handshake was too firm and I needed to be gentle cause I’m a lady…..my fault bitch ass nigga 😒

[OG Riley🧸 @28thRiley]

the deception

[Danny Of Owerri🇳🇬🇺🇸🇳🇬 @DrDanny2030]

"Ma Nigggar Ma Niggaar"

[Girl.Cole @ColeRNx2]

My son said he a lesbian bc he likes girls. Okay baby

[AB .✦ ݁˖ @w4stedpulse]

My entire life is structured around avoiding getting yelled at

[Radhika Dagar @_Radhikadagar]

there's always someone happier than you on insta and someone more depressed than you on twitter

[Améh @Whaharb]

@DukeDarls Wtf is this??? 😭😭