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future billionaire

[🦊 @Whamsicall]

i hold off from taking my break at work until i see someone abt to ask me to do smth

[🦊 @Whamsicall]

i genuinely get mad opening my lunchbox at work like it wasn’t me packing the fuckass fruits and salad the night before

[🦊 @Whamsicall]

living alone will make u think sum1 offering to drive u to ur appointment is super romantic

[🦊 @Whamsicall]

@brdsofprdyse idc ill wait till i visit home to do my laundry im still 24 it’s totally acceptable idc idc idc

[🦊 @Whamsicall]

IM NOT EVEN 25 YET WHY MUST I GO THROUGH THIS NOW

[disha @dishaarawal]

I think above a certain age (25) you simply cannot be sad, no matter what happens to you. you have like laundry and dishes to do

[🦊 @Whamsicall]

@Mavxly75 ur hired

[🦊 @Whamsicall]

birthday wishlist:
ninja airfryer
a therapist

[🦊 @Whamsicall]

@7beebti @Mavxly75 me too

[🦊 @Whamsicall]

@yarbo3ification no yeah i work as an uber driver because i love driving so much

[🦊 @Whamsicall]

traffic 24/7, parking for work is paid, parking in general is paid, salik is 6-12dhs, traffic, missing ur turn, speedy gonzales is driving a rented ferrari on a fuckass monday and driving it very poorly, bus, bus, BUS AND TRUCK COMBO, PARKING.

[🦊 @Whamsicall]

nothing tears down my confidence now that i’ve been compared to a tim burton character and a bratz doll

[🦊 @Whamsicall]

people hated on rowan blanchard’s style like 7 years ago and now everyone dresses like her. People hated on nara smith and then suddenly everyone got into making shit from scratch. idk i see potential in her

[ದರಿದ್ರ @filtercoffeee]

People need to stop lying to her

[🦊 @Whamsicall]

how dare you

[erica @ericanextdooor]

fuck marry kill

soup salad sandwich

[🦊 @Whamsicall]

“people you may know” and it’s someone i absolutely do not fucking know

[🦊 @Whamsicall]

im rly trying here

[🦊 @Whamsicall]

can’t have anyone at work know i secretly love my job

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Your early 20s just being this