Whap Goblin

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@RocketLeague WTF? Care to explain "Epic"? https://t.co/3UyR41kZ3W

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@nealmohan @YouTube Waiting for the update to shorten ceo's lifespan

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@nealmohan @YouTube @unitedtalent @WME Funny.. as you "pretend" to do that, you are using fucking AI to demonetize/close real creators channels.

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@nealmohan @YouTube

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"You either die a hero, or you grow up to become a villain you swore to fight". You grew old ubi. Very very old. Go sniff the money. Peace out
(add Unsubscribe from email notifications, will you)
3/3

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@Ubisoft
*In response to your update email*
Hi ubisoft.
I don't care.
I don't care about your updates to my AcCoUnT. 
I have not logged in in ages and I do not intend to. Your stocks are down, your current games are shit, you are getting hacked/exploited 1/3

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because you could not for the fuck of it CARE for games, security or customers. You shit on developers that WORK for you, you shit on players that BUY your games.  Go, fill up your agenda quotes for DEI, go and burn along with your stocks. I used to love you, but as time goes 2/3

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@therookie Honest to Gods (Old ones and the New)
I can not get through season 8 episode 1 without cringe vomiting. Is that what Firefly would become if it wouldn't be unfortunately cancelled and became a niche fan favourite? Long live #Serenity

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@Countcristo44

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@O2 I double checked "quality" of said video by downloading it to my PC, yes that IS how I hear it on your "recommend factory proof samsung" I recommend you FACKtory out.

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There is no option within @RocketLeague to disable "X" press to start Free Play. The only workaround is to avoid pressing the "X" button after a match ends, that IS my jump button! I wont change my bindings. I played this game 3 years longer than "epic" existed! FU

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@RocketLeague There is no option within Rocket League to disable "X" press to start Free Play. The only workaround is to avoid pressing the "X" button after a match ends, that IS my jump button! I wont change my bindings. I played this game 3 years longer than "epic" existed! FU

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@EpicGames @RocketLeague Did... did you.. you backward, alienated, intelligence deficient, monkeys just disabled dancing post game? By forcing A BUTTON to "join free play"... You? Being "Epic" (f0RtNiTe) basically DISABLED DANCING? NEWS FLASH: People have their OWN KEY MAPPING..

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@RocketLeague Did... did you.. you backward, alienated, intelligence deficient, monkeys just disabled dancing post game, by forcing A BUTTON to "join free play"... You, you being Epic (fart-night) basically DISABLED DANCING... wtf.. NEWS FLASH: People have their OWN KEY MAPPING.. duuh!

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What does @RocketLeague matchmaking and my dad going to toilet before me have in common?
"It'll be just a minute son"

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@discord Hey Wumpus, that quick update to your ToS wouldn't happen because you were summoned to a hearing? Right?.. riight. I know you are legally obligated to comply with retarded UK "safety act" but, just so you know, I unsubscribed from you. #saynoto1984

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Hey Wumpus @discord, that quick update to your ToS wouldn't happen because you were summoned to a hearing? Right?.. riight. I know you are legally obligated to comply with retarded UK "safety act" but, just so you know, I unsubscribed from you. #saynoto1984

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@PsyonixStudios fix those god damn casual MMR's.. 6 years I've been playing RL. 5 years I have loved you.. I think this "relationship" is coming to an end.. I'm matched with fučking SSL's.. im P3-D1... This is no longer pleasurable

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@RocketLeague Even fucking CS has better understanding on this ranking matter.. and overlord Gaben casually does not care..
Fuck me bois, reach to Valve if you cannot understand. Fuck me I would rather be locked in silver forever than have EVERY CAUSAL MATCH be met against GC or SSL..

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@RocketLeague I have enough of this bullshit. Let me play at my own rank. I like to drink and enjoy my "P3-D1". I like it. I am used to do that: come home, crack a cold one, play with 'da boiiis.. no apparently, I can't. Because your fuck3d MMR see me playing since 2016 and thinks "ye SSL!"