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Little bit trad wife, little bit baddie, little bit trying to make partner

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I brought my 6-week-old son to the local bar association meeting

At this meeting, I got elected president of the association

The two were unrelated (I think)

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@GsuGrinding @DietCoke_Esq This.

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@naurpillled 0-1 was my hardest transition. 2-3 has been heavenly. Easiest by far for me.

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@japan_nobunaga Cheerios with sugar and banana slices

Cap’n Crunch was the real MVP but made the roof of my mouth feel waxy tbh

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@japan_nobunaga New York.

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How plumbers sleep during the AI revolution…

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1) having children, 2) law school

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What was the single best investment in yourself you’ve ever made?

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@mrsdobbins_ “We are leaving now”

You can just leave

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@BlackLabelAdvsr @SahilBloom Disagree. A paid off Toyota is the new lowkey flex. Moreso than a luxury vehicle.

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@BlackLabelAdvsr @SahilBloom Disagree. A paid off Toyota is the new lowkey flex. Moreso than a luxury vehicle.

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@WhatsLuvGot @mattvanswol @TheRobertBshow Are you saying if I hold a gun to my husbands head he will start making 3x his salary

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It seems that so many moms have the same quandary: I want to be home raising my own children, but I also need freedom and time to pursue other interests or make money. The 40-hour-workweek building someone else’s dream isn’t working anymore.

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I’m in the lucky yet unfortunate position of earning 2x my husband’s salary… but 3 kids later, I really would prefer to be home now (at least part time). I know this quandary was my own doing by pursuing a fancy law degree in the first place, but has anyone figured out the solution?

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@limitlesstack Why did I think you were describing the Epstein client list

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@markankcorn @ProfRobAnderson SAME

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@ThrillaRilla369 Driving. I used to ride motorcycle and speed race everywhere. Now that I have kids, I’m absurdly paranoid.

Not to say I won’t be getting a motorcycle soon after I’m done birthing kids.

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Super depressing that in season 1 of The Office, the office rioted over a health insurance plan that had no vision, no dental, and a $1200 deductible. We would celebrate that today.

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@JohnLeFevre In my opinion, 1, 5, and 10 are the only ones worthy of consideration, and only in certain circumstances

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@KeruboSk My sister

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How are you as a parent preparing your child for the future?

The more I read, the more anxious I become. It feels like no other parents in the history of time have had the same issues to face and prepare their kids for.

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@ThrillaRilla369 “Time to say goodbye” by Andrea Bocelli or “Softly I will leave you” by Frank Sinatra