emit

He who strives to reach a star, often stumbles on a piece of straw

[emit @WhatChair]

“One day, students are taking a philosophy exam, teacher puts a chair on a desk and says ‘prove this chair doesn’t exist.’ The whole class scribbles away, except one guy. Write two words, hands his paper in and leaves the class. Teacher looks at the paper and it says what chair?”

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Come for Connelly's question, stay for Payton's infectious laugh.

Full Players on Players episode with Early & Tolle: https://t.co/Raqr5Lzfqe

[NESN @NESN]

THE @Rangers BOOGEYMAN STRIKES AGAIN! 👻

[Yonan @yonann]

Ben Affleck says The Town’s coldest cop scene came from a real bank robber in prison

"for The Town, I went through all the prisons... Massachusetts federal prisons, state prisons, and sat down and talked to guys who robbed trucks and banks"

"after talking for two hours, I was like, is anything just fucking weird ever happened? and one guy said, we robbed this truck, we had the mask, we got the switch car"

"we pull up, we get out, fucking guns, the masks, whole thing... we look over and this cop's sitting there doing construction duty... he looked at us, we looked at him, he looked the other way... he didn't want to end up on the wall at the VFW"

"I was like, I'm putting that in the movie... that's straight from research"

[JJ Cooper @jjcoop36]

Most dominant pitching performance I've ever seen.

If you have seen better, please tell me when and where.

One Schwarber single away from a perfect game.

4 104+ pitches
11 103+
25 102+
37 101+
50 100+

No 3-ball count all night

Five 2-ball counts

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

🦋 🦋

Sonny, never dark
Bats, awake at Fenway Park
Ceddy, Wilyer, spark

🦋 🦋

- Tyler Milliken (I blame Fenway WiFi)

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

NICK KURTZ PLAYING 81 GAMES A YEAR IN VEGAS IS GOING TO BE SOMETHING

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

What Nick Kurtz has become is what we thought we were getting with Triston Casas.

[emit @WhatChair]

I appreciate soccer players’ conditioning and whatnot but boy are they the biggest pussies on earth

[CJ Gillman @CoachGilly6]

This is it, this is why I can’t watch.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Six strong for Sonny, a tank an RBI knock and an RBI double for WC40, RBI double and a 2-run tank for Ceddanne, RBI double and a tank for Wilyer, the Red Sox actually scored a bunch of runs and won comfortably at Fenway. #GoldBottles

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

NICK KURTZ JUST WENT 471 FT MY GOD

4 HR in 4 games in Las Vegas. He would break Bonds’ record in 81 Vegas games alone

[Section 10 Podcast @Section10Pod]

Section 10 runs for the Sox tonight, kid

[MLB @MLB]

Jacob Misiorowski over his last 8 starts 🤯

7-0
54.1 IP
0.17 ERA
80 Ks

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Jacob Misiorowski. 15 STRIKEOUT MADDUX. 😳

9 innings, 0 runs, 15Ks, 1 hit. 0 BBs.

95 pitches. Most Strikeouts EVER in a Maddux!

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

THIS IS CEDDANNE RAFAELA’S NIGHT! ACKNOWLEDGE THE MAN!

3-for-5. 3 RBI. 2 doubles and a homer. TIP YAH CAP

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Shohei Ohtani seems impressed with Munetaka Murakami’s hair 😂

[Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez]

Don't ask John Turturro what he's spent on the Knicks these playoffs. "I can't divulge that, I mean it's embarrassing I haven't even told my wife," he says 😂. The legendary actor has been a Knicks superfan going back to the 70s.

[SleeperRedSox @SleeperRedSox]

Romy Gonzalez will start a rehab assignment with the Sea Dogs on Tuesday, per @bradfo.

We need Romy BAD.

[Jacob Rudner @JacobRudner]

Scoring the first run of the College World Series on the first straight steal of home in Omaha in over a quarter century to break your school's single-season stolen base record is a pretty loaded accomplishment.