Evan corns

[Evan corns @WhatEvsie]

@The_Madness79 @Coloniale_GC @miky1617 @KILOKEHDY fucking rights broskie!!!

[Evan corns @WhatEvsie]

Emotional drinkers out there, if I wanted to wreck my buzz I would have eaten lunch and dinner! #crybaby#waternexttime

[Evan corns @WhatEvsie]

Rask has a pig face reminiscent of Darren Puppa. #ugly tenders #tuukka Puppa

[ColonialeGC @Coloniale_GC]

Working our way to 500 followers. When we reach it we will draw for someone to win 4 rounds of golf. RT and Follow to enter. #yeg #yeggolf

[Evan corns @WhatEvsie]

Who let a toddler with a microphone on stage, oh wait, that's Bruno Mars. #hotwomen lilpeople

[Evan corns @WhatEvsie]

@cliffordhemp you in red deer all weekend? Headin there tonight may stop by and watch a game #throw me a knuckler

[Evan corns @WhatEvsie]

@KingSchmidt @dj_mc_clean @tyemazing123 if Daryn comes he'll be catching no fish and two uppercuts #spousal abuse

[Evan corns @WhatEvsie]

“@kak_13: I like how my mom thinks I need directions to get to 118th. Oh burn.” working the night shift?

[Evan corns @WhatEvsie]

@kak_13 hi

[Evan corns @WhatEvsie]

Soccer player Christine Sinclair bares a strong resemblance to gollom #bronze medal is pprrreeccciioouuss

[Evan corns @WhatEvsie]

T minus 5 days til @KILOKEHDY wedding, hope the liver has recovered by then #summertime woes

[Evan corns @WhatEvsie]

Old bitch at work complaining about a loud ac unit, go live in a mud hut in Africa #tough life geezer

[Evan corns @WhatEvsie]

@cliffordhemp so many still yellow# dehydrated

[C @cliffordhemp]

Crazy how clear ur pee gets when all you drink is beer. #yaimgettingdrunk

[Evan corns @WhatEvsie]

@_therealMO did your dad say it was a possibility # terrytambellini

[Evan corns @WhatEvsie]

@Tyemazing123 Raine "in fists" Maida would surely finish yah if ol tre couldn't #bullybeatdown

[Evan corns @WhatEvsie]

“@Tyemazing123: I want beat up everyone in Green Day and Our Lady Peace. Remember when those guys weren't terrible?” tre cool would take ya

[Evan corns @WhatEvsie]

@BlueJays @JoeyBats19 Twelve is nothing, eleven was a warmup, Joeybats hr champ! #topofthefieldER

[Evan corns @WhatEvsie]

@JustinMcandry @lewballs @KILOKEHDY @KingSchmidt 33 degrees Saturday, collared g string dress code coloniale #golfballsout

[Evan corns @WhatEvsie]

Looked like a good game, confidence was beat by skill! #countedduckspriortohatching