TrEnT? (not @trentylocks)

I used to be @TrentIsBigNow until like Steve Jobs or somebody killed me off. I am definitely not @trentylocks dude, more so like a parody and fun time.

[TrEnT? (not @trentylocks) @WhatIsTrent]

Can someone reset my brain for me?

[TrEnT? (not @trentylocks) @WhatIsTrent]

Why are doors forbidden? How do we get into places?

[TrEnT? (not @trentylocks) @WhatIsTrent]

Cocaine on the cereal?

[Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. @GoldenInput]

I’ve had cocaine for both.

[TrEnT? (not @trentylocks) @WhatIsTrent]

Have you ever tried having breakfast but for dinner?

[TrEnT? (not @trentylocks) @WhatIsTrent]

I’m not. Was just curious.

[TrEnT? (not @trentylocks) @WhatIsTrent]

Can you die for staring at the sun for too long?

[TrEnT? (not @trentylocks) @WhatIsTrent]

Can’t stop thinking about the Muppets.

[TrEnT? (not @trentylocks) @WhatIsTrent]

I’m gonna buy a race car bed and sleep in it.

[TrEnT? (not @trentylocks) @WhatIsTrent]

@FATALWAYSX Do you like Vegemite would be the question?

[TrEnT? (not @trentylocks) @WhatIsTrent]

What if I did come from the land down under?

[TrEnT? (not @trentylocks) @WhatIsTrent]

@StarToGazeOn Another spot TAKEN.

[TrEnT? (not @trentylocks) @WhatIsTrent]

@LitUpANotch I’ll need to see it.

[TrEnT? (not @trentylocks) @WhatIsTrent]

I am old and I am tired all the time.