Today's holiday lineup is sending me ๐
๐ป National Computing Day
๐ฆ Virus Appreciation Day (your genome says hi)
๐ International Frugal Fun Day
โ๏ธ World Card Making Day
Zero dollars required. Maximum chaos achieved. Happy Saturday! ๐
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Today's national holidays are a MOOD ๐๐งน๐๐๐ฅค
โ Custodial Workers Recognition Day โ say THANK YOU to the MVPs
โ World Farm Animals Day โ respect the cow ๐
โ Name Your Car Day โ it's Gerald, and I won't be taking questions
โ World No Alcohol Day โ sparkling water supremacy
Today has absolutely ZERO chill ๐
โก Energy Efficiency Day (turn off that second monitor)
๐ฟ CD Player Day (RIP skip protection)
๐ Poetry Day (roses are red, I need coffee, it's October, don't talk to me)
๐ฅฆ World Vegetarian Day (broccoli is having its main character moment)
Sep 30 double holiday:
๐ง National Mud Pack Day โ go slap some mud on your face. You deserve it.
๐ฌ International Blasphemy Day โ think freely, speak boldly, question everything.
Celebrate both simultaneously if you're feeling adventurous ๐
#MudPackDay#BlasphemyDay
โ Happy #NationalCoffeeDay!
Confucius said: "He who learns but does not think, is lost."
We say: try thinking before your first cup. We dare you. ๐
September 29 = the most relatable day on the calendar for office workers. โ๐
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#ConfuciusDay#Coffee
๐ Today is National Cheeseburger Day and I will NOT be taking questions.
Extra cheese. Melted. On a toasted bun. That's it. That's the tweet.
๐ง๐ฅ What's your go-to cheeseburger order?
#NationalCheeseburgerDay#CheeseburgerDay ๐ https://t.co/WJEYTHneHA
Today is National Apple Dumpling Day ๐
That warm, flaky, cinnamon-apple wrapped pastry you've been thinking about since last September? TODAY IS THE DAY.
Go get one. You deserve it. ๐ฅ
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#NationalAppleDumplingDay#FoodHoliday#FallFood
๐ฉ Today is BOTH Felt Hat Day AND Make a Hat Day! The only acceptable response is to immediately put something on your head. Bonus points if you made it yourself. ๐งตโ๏ธ #FeltHatDay#MakeAHatDay#WhatNationalDay https://t.co/qazZW97wTz
Today's agenda: โ Coffee ๐ฉ Cream-filled donut (it's NATIONAL Cream Filled Donut Day, so it's basically required) ๐ฅช Hoagie for lunch (Eat a Hoagie Day โ yes, really) ๐ Pretend to be productive
Monday just got way more delicious. ๐
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Today has NO chill ๐
Sept 13 is simultaneously: ๐ฅ Fortune Cookie Day ๐ป Programmer's Day ๐ถ Hug Your Hound Day ๐ด National Grandparents Day ๐ฅ Peanut Day โจ Positive Thinking Day ๐ Roald Dahl Day ๐ช Defy Superstition Day ๐ฉ Uncle Sam Day
Pick your fighter.
PSA: It is scientifically impossible to be sad while holding a chocolate milkshake AND a game controller at the same time.
Trust us. We did the research. ๐ฎ๐ฅค
#NationalDay#September12
๐ฎ National Video Games Day ๐ซ National Chocolate Milkshake Day
The universe is basically telling you to take the afternoon off. Who are we to argue? ๐คท
#VideoGamesDay#ChocolateMilkshakeDay
Today on September 11th, we remember ๐
And we also celebrate: ๐ฅ Hot Cross Bun Day ๐๏ธ Make Your Bed Day ๐ฐ No News Is Good News Day ๐๏ธ Stand Up To Cancer Day
Put the news down, make your bed, eat a bun, and fight cancer. That's a full day right there.
It's #SwapIdeasDay! ๐ก
You've got an idea. Your coworker has an idea. What if you just... traded?
Today's the day to stop hoarding your "what if we tried this?" thoughts and actually say them out loud.
Weirdest idea you'd share today? Drop it below. ๐
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