That Parry Bastard

21 and Bisexual

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

Quite a pleasant sainsbury's that, I like the perimeter fence #scene

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

KFC is good but I reckon it would right my weekend off, probably better just to take smack! #rightoff

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

Do you wana go in the sea? Ye with some concrete shoes on #deepseadiverparry

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

Full moon tonight, all slags are out #vampireparry

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

I'm clean, wana see t text #clearparry

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

I'll just punch her in fanny when she's asleep so it seems like I did a good job #shitshag

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

You think that's weird. Here a American bird go OH MY GODDDD! you've got a foreskin!........... 'Yeah?' #sloglife

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

Went out for a burger.. Had 8 whiskeys... Ended up with a job when I'm back! shit hot! #fulltimefuckup

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

I love going down, nothing better than coming up with a wet forehead #pussyparry

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

Shoutout to the proud father to be, @andy_445

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

Let me guess. Your on pay as you go #sket

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

I'd ruin her, I'd give her tonsillitis! #chokeonitparry

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

I'll kick you so hard you'll squirt

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

@JosieCuntingham is one ugly bitch

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

Someone take me to the vet, I need to be put down, I'm ready! #pillparry

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

If I had any strawberries now I'd blow up a porter loo!! #hornyparry

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

Get proper paranoid about pissing myself when I'm not in my own bed

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

I do have morals, I just leave them at home behind emergency glass

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

Can't wait to get in! Gunna have a massive glass of wine and maybe a codeine! #blackout

[That Parry Bastard @WhatParrySays]

I've got a massive hard on! not even got a big dick