Patrick Sheese

fragrant rebel. bureaucratic overlord. cardigan sweater.

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

Fordor voted Trump of the North! #onpoli #onelxn #FordorNation https://t.co/jKwcz5cr1c

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

This is the first song I've made using lyrics written by someone else. See if you can guess who wrote the lyrics before the song ends! #folksongs #protestsong https://t.co/Omolx7I9vF

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

@EPAScottPruitt claims Joshua Judges Earth, not science #sciencesilence #Shhience #EPA #EndOfAnEPA #climatechange https://t.co/1Nrc5sM5gU

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

Yet flaming flags as a gimmick to sell movie tix and guide stormtroopers is patriotic AF! @NFL #TakeAKnee #respect https://t.co/yIhg4DDEk4

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

In some great political theater @VP Pence was typecast as the Abominable Snowflake! #PiratesOfPenceAss #TakeAKnee https://t.co/tNt0D1NxWi

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

Shout out to 1879, that logorrheic minx! #chinwag #mediumscrabble #JayLenoHasABigChin #manssiere @MerriamWebster https://t.co/jeaD0C2D1q

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

I've always said, flying United is a negative feedback loop... #climatechange #jeggings4eva @AASjournal https://t.co/mxWnQTKw73

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

Save the sweater weather! #climatechange #GRL #winterisnevercoming https://t.co/zgfjAM0Ds5

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

Lookout for handless cyclists, Kitchener! #KitchenerPost #Kitcheneers #DanglingModifiers #LongestArmInTheWorld https://t.co/azmVE9yNlZ

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

Please, tell me again how the Earth isn't flat... #flatearthers #keepontrolling #IFLSience #spacebaiting https://t.co/p4rN6hzHTj

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

Click if you think clickbait is this! #clickbait #DentistsAreStrange #NotAnAntidentite https://t.co/FmcLyL1XU6

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

it's a quicksand conspiracy! #MisanthropicWitchAndFriends #pie #quicksandconspiracy #climatechange https://t.co/P0y2Wh42Al

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

Now more than I ever I wish my ancestors were fish #ScientificReports #drunkasaskunkfish #lacticacid #carp https://t.co/V0Z2DHlO3q

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

Who's up for some good ol geoengineering? #Clooney #oceanbasicification #ReviewsOfGeoscience #powderedrocks https://t.co/3rC5oinG6e

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

If I could go anywhere on Earth, it would be the mesosphere! #ToTheMesosphere #1GillionMiles #RadioScience #BobDylan https://t.co/lI2jlf7LeK

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

#itsworththedrivetoacton #80s #oldehidehouse #IsItThough? https://t.co/5ygaG8W8dW

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

fifth rule of Breakfast Club, you don't talk about S Club. #sclub7 #daclub #hisnamewasrobertpaulson #itwasmeatloaf https://t.co/UjqchCTiy3

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

It's the Golden Girls of Ninja Turtles! #TMNT #oppositeday #TaperUpper #AnimatorsNeeded https://t.co/YSsdbtSt5a

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

Ninja Turtles are hiding in the annals of science! #krang #papaya #TMNT #JHSB #BebopAndRocksteady4president https://t.co/uhhVOmUJWT

[Patrick Sheese @WhatSheeseSaid]

Mustard jokes. Everyone wins! #mustardjokes #colonelmustard #must...ugh... https://t.co/lILJzYLfwr