El Thomas

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An ode to Agent Orange in the White House.
https://t.co/1yVtRvGxAK
#Drumpf #smallhands #poetryblog #freeverse

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Of love.
Read more here: https://t.co/q1lI49HIev
#love #poetryblog #freeverse

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#MyPlanetWouldHave blackjack and hookers #FuturamaWhatsUp

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@goodreads Shadow of the Wind

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Donald Trump talking about his hair. https://t.co/SxOcSxEfPM

[Fox News @FoxNews]

.@POTUS: "To be honest, I inherited a mess. It's a mess. At home and abroad: A mess."

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@realDonaldTrump the class right before Cheetos-Shouldn't-Be-Confused-With-Bronzer 101

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@realDonaldTrump cus that's pretty much the moral from history class about 50 years from now

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@realDonaldTrump are you saying that people who lie are effective?

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@iamjohnoliver @realDonaldTrump It's titled "Big Man, Small Hands"

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@iamjohnoliver Hey John Oliver, I wrote a poem about @realDonaldTrump but I don't know how to get his attention