airon jagermeister

Trust only in the force

[airon jagermeister @WhatTheFuct]

Keep a clean heart until my energy beam strong

[hunter @3gpmh]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”

[hannah @crankhart]

I feel like i just crawled out of hell

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[Hectoroz 🏴‍☠️ @hectoroz_]

me agains the world

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the elites eat children

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

we’ll meet again and not in person but in everything you and i loved

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

I like having shit like this on my timeline

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

What strain of weed will make me feel like MW2 (2009) ?

[du @thedulab]

The whole retardmaxxing thing is actually so real. Meet an oddball and initially you're just like ok this guy definitely has a few screws loose. Not a total weirdo but catches you off guard

But as time goes on you eventually realize he's not trying to be that way and that he's actually just comfort in one's own skin mogging you into normalizing his way of conducting affairs. Then you start to question if you're being too rigid in how you move

Total left curve victory. This is unironically how you get whatever you want in life. Present the most natural and unforced version of yourself and just rep it. Be so carefree that the world has no choice but to acquiesce to your version of reality

[🕸️ @recreatings]

this how we driving on the kirkway

[ebby ᥫ᭡. @luvshqrks]

fuck a break up have you ever tried to get over someone you had a brief connection with that burned bright and fast and then the universe was like wait actually sorry that wasn’t supposed to happen

[🥤 @34for2]

First beer of the night has been opened

[eva 💌 umbeth (uchigatana) @evaspren]

first in my bloodline to become the Elden Lord