Adam Wayton

Why you gotta fight with me at Cheesecake? You know I love to go there.

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@AskPayPal can’t get ahold of anyone at @PayPal. No responses on their support chat app, no answers on their support phone line. They have 2000 of my dollars and won’t respond to me. Help

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@DrakeBell lucky day at the thrift store. This authentic?

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@atlairport you really do suck. All the other airports are laughing at you.

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@donttagmebro My mom and dad are fun ❤️

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Moms can be fun too.

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Thanks Moms

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We need more Bowling for Soup engagement memes

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@creedbratton killed Ed Truck!

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I always feel so dirty when my Uber driver accepts another fare while I’m in the car.

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Did you guys hear this thing about the president getting caught watching Pawn Stars?!

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Happy Owen Wilson Day!

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Smiling at old people #ThatsMyShit

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@ochocinco [email protected]

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@sydruben Who’s this nobody tweetin me? Nice avi... #WelcomeToTwitter #HomeOfTheBurn

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#GivePippenTheRing

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Frodo is the worst.

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#WeGotThePartyHats

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Me: *sees strobe lights*
Me: “Where the party hats at?!”
#itsNewYears #WeHavinFun

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Maybe I’ll tweet today.

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It’s twenty seventeen wolf... stop acting like it’s twenty seventeen wolf 2. #YouAintJasonBateman