Jay call me Hov or Jefe

Wine. My little fucking Italian greyhound and my American Brittany. #WhoDey

[Jay call me Hov or Jefe @WhatUpSmitty]

I fucking love my Italian greyhound

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This guy is living the dream

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the older I get the more I see a beautiful woman and I think "damn I want to cuddle her. I want to give her a big freaking hug so bad."

or maybe this is because I have been single for 3 years

[mak @matchageekbar]

when too many people try to talk to me i feel like this

[Jay call me Hov or Jefe @WhatUpSmitty]

Is there an equivalent to WSET in the weed industry

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honestly wish i knew more about jazz

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so he was too lazy to disgorge? that's crazy work

[Angel♥️ @2Angel71190]

It's not fancy restaurants 'cleaning dust' off bottles. This is a specific natural sparkling wine from Slovenia (Movia Puro) where the producer leaves the yeast sediment in for you to disgorge table-side in water. Cool party trick, but super niche not how normal Champagne or sparkling is opened. Great wine though!

[Jay call me Hov or Jefe @WhatUpSmitty]

@holisticbaddie dude has a creepy photo of himself on the inside of the bottle so that concerns me the most

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now this is art

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The Gladiators were inflicted on the masses to distract them and make them dumb.
Oh I'm sorry are the masses not allowed to have a little fun?

[Jay call me Hov or Jefe @WhatUpSmitty]

does anyone have a good indica playlist?

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yeah why don't they let you learn about this guy in the school textbooks?

[Echoes of War @EchoesofWarYT]

On June 13, 1777, a 19-year-old French teenager landed on a beach in South Carolina, uninvited, to fight in someone else's war. He would become one of the most important men in American history.

The Marquis de Lafayette was one of the richest young aristocrats in France. He had a beautiful wife, a fortune, and zero reason to risk any of it. But he believed in the American cause so fiercely that when the French king forbade him from going, Lafayette bought his own ship and sailed anyway. He literally went AWOL from a life of luxury to bleed for a country that didn't exist yet.

Congress was annoyed at first. Another foreign officer looking for a paycheck? Then Lafayette offered to serve for free and pay his own way. That got their attention.

He met Washington and the two formed one of the great father-son bonds in American history. Washington had no biological children. Lafayette named his only son George Washington Lafayette.

He took a bullet in the leg at Brandywine and kept rallying the retreat. He was instrumental at Yorktown, the battle that won the war. He went home a hero on two continents.

A foreign teenager believed in America before America did. 249 years ago today.

[Jay call me Hov or Jefe @WhatUpSmitty]

People who wanted to be your friend just because they’re attracted to you usually don’t end up being very good friends.

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This is a great advertisement for dating big girls

[bodega peptides @bigsnugga]

if yo mama not built like this u not going to the league. them IG baddies not gettin lil man there

[Jay call me Hov or Jefe @WhatUpSmitty]

What’s the opposite of this called? Because a lot of you have that.

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@bubbleboi Real ball knower

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One wine. One weed. A sparkling water and some good company (dogs). This is really peak luxury in my world.

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Sometimes I want to date a hot 27 year old just to make my ex puzzled but that’s not a good motivation to date

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Becoming a big Vin Gris guy