Who said it

Just a bunch of friends who say dumb shit and you guess which idiot said it.

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“Imma buy you a drink”
“OooooWEEEEEEoooooo”
“And take you home with meeee”
“Well I would hope, we live at the same residence.”

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*jordan sparks comes on screen
“she’s the one that can’t breathe, right?”

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“guys were in the presence of an aprostate”

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“yea, cause that’s who i’ll trust as my doctor, a pity pass in chemistry”

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“the parasite got into the house”

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“omg… radio disney was my emo awakening”

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“i feel like.. that was a wee bit fatphobic”

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“yoooo she’s serving cunt”
“with one tooth”

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“i need you to not be mean to her. she’s gotten me through a lot”

“yea… a lot of gravity”

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“it’s a one night stand… in the name of the church”

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“Sorry I’m looking at this place’s menu so I know where I can get a snack during the bachelorette bar hop.”

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“you gotta make him your bitch.”
“I’m your bitch.”

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“What do they smell like?”
“…shit”

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“you need to live and let god”

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“Out of sight, out of mind!”
“That should be on our family crest.”

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“which, shocker? those are the bisexual flag colors”

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“we’re going to be so close we could see — balls!! … i was going to say his child???”

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“Oh shoot, I mixed up my purple weathers.”

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“Oh dude it has a flashlight! It went in my closet and it was too dark and it kicked on a flashlight!”
“This is like the epitome of grandparents using Facebook…of course it has a flashlight…”

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“which is crazy, because your brother died of the spanish influenza”