Pepper Said

universal emotions & authentic stories as told by sarcastic rock.

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dudes' profiles on dating apps is a mental exercise/throwback to 5th grade fractions cuz they're all group pics and ive gotta find that common denominator

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@SouthwestAir this xmas:

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@SouthwestAir you left my hag in Nashville. I filed a claim. I gave them all the information. 5 flights have flown from BNA to ORD since then and i cannot reach anyone at the number given to me. This bag has every xmas present I bought for my family. Help me.

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hahaha an iconic moment by @BrianZellmer

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@Oreo would you mind turning the gluten free oreos orange for halloween like you dont even have to make a new product just turn the reg ones orange please

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republicans have gone too far with their abstinence propoganda

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every cool person in the theater after #ThorLoverAndThunder credits “He’s here! He’s there! He’s every-fucking-where !” @brettgoldstein 👏🏼

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in middle school i learned about word replacement on Microsoft Word from Jim Halpert. So, on the family PC, I changed my sisters name to Voldemort and she got screamed at in front of her class for naming her papers like that and this is part of my yearly older sister apology.

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so does this mean women should stop attending workplaces, places of worship, commercial locations, K-12 & colleges/universities to stop mass shootings per rape rules

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what is UP this society’s current obsession with Mescal. Tequila is more than adequate.

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

I haven’t retired and not a lot of people know that

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@ilazer obsessed with False Positive. Enjoying every moment. Just wish I could have seen Ilana Wexler’s response when Adrian suggested naming the baby after himself. or any interaction with Lucy’s coworkers. Hope you’re having the best time with irl baby 💕

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@RegalMovies who do i email to get Snow Caps back in theaters?

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here’s a hyperlink of noise !!

https://t.co/cgz1WL50Ta

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not a horse in this dimension but honored we finally got to hang !!
i only wish i had been there.

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how nick miller spells “rhythm” in
“Z is for Zombie”

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#BreonnaTaylor was murdered in her bed by police after police broke in without a warrant while hundreds at #FashionHouse put the entire city if Nashville in danger & were escorted out safely at 1am by MNPD.

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America spending his birthday grounded in his room to think about what he’s done.

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Federal Bureau of Investigation: Disbarment of George E. Barnhill - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/IWkshvqZEC via @Change

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Mayor Jacob Frey: Justice for George Floyd - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/JLr3X47NMR via @Change