Taylor Parkins

Thinking is totally in right now.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I wanna be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends and nobody can say no to being my friend.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Life is a series of mistakes, mishaps, and misfortunes that will stress you the fuck out. Followed by the search for cool humans, hobbies, and happy hours to help you mellow out.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Looks fade and money goes, but humor is everlasting. Seek those who match your wit, appreciate your dark shit (you know you're sick), and have the ability to laugh with you through the worst of it. A boring life simply means you've chosen to fill it with boring people.

[Taylor Parkins @What_She_Says_]

I'm not crying, you're crying. https://t.co/sqUr4FM3bS

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

If you didn't tear up watching this scene then there's something wrong with you https://t.co/CEBraf5s4B

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Who made this 😂 https://t.co/v2EQ3dnj83

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Your phone is more powerful than the Moon landing computers. So, I don't know, maybe use it for more than just insecure internet stalking.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@brijwaasi I can't hide the truth any more …

[JA @brijwaasi]

Hmmm, are you @elonmusk?

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Why do bugs always have sex in gross places? You have wings — you can literally fly anywhere — take her somewhere romantic, you fucking bum.

[Taylor Parkins @What_She_Says_]

In that bishhh https://t.co/ZlPFtlowxE

[Taylor Parkins @What_She_Says_]

👏🏼👏🏼😂😂 https://t.co/iG5jcghwOM

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

if god didn't create me to be gay then why my dick fit in ur mans mouth so well https://t.co/KxxybyzPix

[Taylor Parkins @What_She_Says_]

The thought of macaroni just took my breath away... Not the romance you see in the movies but I'll take it.

[Taylor Parkins @What_She_Says_]

My 7 year old daughter just used her one wish from the wish fountain "I really wish Trump wasn't our president. Thanks." 😳😂

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Relax, nobody on Tinder wants to murder you and make you into a skin suit. It's the middle of summer — it's too hot for that kind of outfit.