HOUSE?

Unconventional.
Even if hell froze over.... Who died and made you king?? 😑...

[A.Y.O @YusufAsunmogejo]

I have always known you to be ignorant, so I am not surprised you have shown your ignorance again.

There is a reason you are a disbeliever. You are one because your heart is sealed from seeing the deep wisdom in everyday things. All this does not make sense to you because you view life through a very shallow and disconnected lens. So, I am not surprised.

But the purpose of those who want to learn, please pay attention.

You mock the practice of entering the toilet with the left foot and leaving with the right. To you, doing this just to pass waste is meaningless right? That’s how hypocrites and unbelievers whom the Almighty has sealed their hearts would think.

Islam uses these physical actions to build mental discipline. When you train your brain to switch your leading foot based on whether you are stepping into a place of impurity or a clean space, you stop living on autopilot. You become fully conscious of your environment. 

You also laughed at seeking protection and asking for forgiveness. Do you know that the bathroom is a place of impurity?

If yes, then this makes it a natural dwelling environment for Jinns and malevolent unseen entities. When you are in there, you are completely exposed. Therefore, seeking protection before stepping in is a logical shield against these entities while in your most vulnerable state.

Even if you look outside Islam, historical records from various ancient cultures and modern parapsychology studies universally agree that dirty spaces harbor negative energies and dark spirits.

Why do you think the complete religion (Islam) would not have an etiquette for such places?

If you want to know more, go and read Dion Fortune's Psychic Self-Defense or Mary Douglas's Purity and Danger, it will help your ignorance. You shouldn't die as a blockhead at least.

Your knowledge of the world is so limited, yet you want to rely entirely on your brain. How can you rely on a brain with nothing inside it? 

Again, if you truly understand the points above, asking for forgiveness after leaving is the highest level of human gratitude.

Think of it this way, you just expelled toxic waste from your system. If that waste stayed inside you for a few days, you would die. Your kidneys and intestines did serious physical labour to keep you alive without your permission. People are hooked to machines in hospitals spending millions just to pass urine, and you do it for free.

The natural response to that level of blessing is realizing you can never be grateful enough. You ask God for forgiveness because your human gratitude will never match the blessing of a functioning body. Islam is about gratitude and worship to our lord. We can’t thank him enough.

A day is coming when you will not able to respond naturally to these biological processes, that’s when you will remember this tweet.

Jsyk, there is nothing like tragedy in devotion to our lord. Instead, living blindly like an animal that just eats and expels waste without a single moment of reflection is the real tragedy.

Your constant attack on Islam is you defining how your end of life will be. Your forefathers failed several times doing this same thing. Go and read about how they ended eventually. Yours will not be different.

Allah knows best.

[𝐉𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐍 @j0_szn]

These people are back at it again. Ahmad zakka who was abducted from his home alongside his wife and their toddler, is now being portrayed as a Christian victim of a so-called Christian genocide.

I commented on the TikTok post to point out that the man is a Muslim, but my comment was deleted. That means how knows what he is doing.

The woman herself was heard saying, “Innalillahi wa inna ilayhi raji’un,” yet this person still went ahead to portray them as a Christian and solicit donations.

What exactly are these people trying to achieve? Why exploit the suffering of an abducted family to push a religious narrative? And why turn a tragedy that deserves everyone’s compassion into an opportunity to spread misinformation?

[A.Y.O @YusufAsunmogejo]

Let me help you understand because I see that you are trying to judge the architecture of the universe by using the logic of a village mechanic.

Think of a smart phone. It is more or less like a flat piece of glass, metal, and plastic sitting in your pocket. Yet, when you make a video call, this lifeless object shoots invisible frequencies into the sky. And within a split second, you are looking at a live moving image of someone halfway across the world and hearing their voice as if they are sitting right next to you.

You accept this mind bending process without question because human engineers gave it a name and sold it to you. If you took that same phone back a few centuries and tried to explain a video call, the most brilliant scholars of that era would call you crazy. They would swear it defies all known logic.

Yet, when the Creator of time, space, and quantum physics designs a celestial vessel capable of bending spatial dimensions, your mind completely shuts down.

You ignorantly reduce a metaphysical reality to a winged donkey. When humans build a rocket that breaks the sound barrier, you call it genius. When the Supreme Being operates outside your limited understanding of earthly biology, you laugh. That is not critical thinking. That is arrogance masking a severe lack of exposure. 

Jsyk, the Buraq is not a winged donkey. It as a unique celestial creation capable of traveling at incomprehensible speeds, where its single stride reaches the horizon. If modern science accepts that light travels at mind bending speeds across the universe, then you mocking a heavenly transport system just exposes your rigid, misguided and limited mind. 

Then you proceeded to mock the reduction of the prayers, calling it a negotiation. For those of us that have sense, imagine a billionaire investor sets a big target for a new startup to generate 50 million dollars in revenue.

He does this to establish the ultimate standard of what the company is truly worth. A veteran advisor steps in and warns that the young team will burn out and collapse under that heavy weight. The billionaire smiles, drops the target to 5 million, but still grants them the full 50 million dollar equity.

Did the advisor outsmart the billionaire? No. The original target was set to reveal the massive and immense value of the deal, and the reduction was a deliberate mechanism to show overwhelming generosity.

The initial decree of 50 prayers established the true weight of what humanity owes the Creator. The encounter with Moses (peace be upon him) was the divine mechanism used to unveil His mercy to human weakness. He gave us the discount of 5 while allowing us keep the full reward of 50. 

Only the believer will understand the spiritual depth of this. But even a skeptic with a functioning brain can grasp the philosophical brilliance behind it. When you mock concepts that are lightyears beyond your comprehension, you do not expose the religion. You only put your own intellectual poverty on public display.

I pray the Almighty guides you.

[HOUSE? @What_is_Kamar]

@JORMUNGAND_rr Funny how my options align either way, if we're doing by row.
1. Bleach, DBZ & Demon Slayer
If we're going by column
2. DBZ, Demon Slayer and Bleach

[Jbkeys @Jbkeyss]

TAKE NOTE OF THR FOLLOWING JUST IN CASE!!!!!!

When you want you to write a statement at the POLICE station or EFCC or law enforcement office;

1. Don't leave blank spaces, cross a line over any blank space left once you are done.

2. Remember to put full stop once you are done writing and sign at the front of that full stop.

3. If you are forced to write a statement against yourself.
DON'T WORRY, at the signature part.
Just add UD as part of your signature (meaning under Duress)

4. It is not a WAEC answer sheet where you must fill up all the page, write what you know only and cross line on the space remaining.

5. Don't agree to write a statement when your lawyer or someone you trust is not there.
If they force you to write, remember (number 3 point.)

6. Avoid answering unnecessary questions when your lawyer is not there.
You have the right to remain silent, cos anything you say can be used against you in court

7. If POLICE send you invitation during weekend, try tell dem say you go show face on Monday as you are out of town for now, cos they will probably detain you till Monday before they can transfer you to court if the matter is the one the type they need to transfer to court

8. Don't forget to share this p0st

9. Sign on every page of the paper, not just the final page

10. If there is a mistake when writing, cross it out cleanly, write the correction, and place your initials directly beside the alteration.

Happy taco Tuesday 🎉

[Be Believing @Be_Believing]

The most unbelievable apology in Sports

[Qaid-i-Muhtaram @RationalIndMus]

@ShitpostGate You can thank him. He is also the first person to lay out 'the scientific method'

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

I’m not sure you guys understand what just happened in Nigeria.

Over 30 young boys were arrested in Niger and locked in an overcrowded, unventilated cell with extreme heat by @official_NSCDC. They reportedly banged on the door and were ignored.

They were all found dead. Suffocated to dèath. By NSCDC. 💔

[Big Cuz @imohumoren]

Kurt Zouma got more criticism for kicking a cat than Lindsay Clancy for murdering her three kids and I’m not remotely exaggerating

[𝔸𝕝-ℍ𝕒𝕗𝕚𝕫 ℕ𝕒𝕗𝕚𝕦 𝕌𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 𝕀𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕙𝕚𝕞 @AlhafizNafiu]

ABIN TAUSAYI: BAYAN SHEKARA ƊAYA, ZAN DAWO NA ƊAUKI HAFIZ…😭😭😭

Waɗannan su ne kalaman Hajiya Zainab Aliyu Muhammad lokacin da ta kawo ɗanta, Ismail Muhammad, mai shekara 13, ofishina a ranar 20 ga Satumba, 2025.

Ta damƙa shi a hannunmu domin shiga makarantar kwana ta haddar Al-Qur’ani, sannan ta ce mini:

“Malam, ka gyara shi, ka ladabtar da shi idan ya zama dole. Ban damu da irin ƙoƙarin da za a yi ba. Burina na rayuwa shi ne bayan shekara ɗaya, zan dawo na ɗauki Hafiz.”

Daga wannan rana ne Ismail ya fara tafiyarsa ta haddar Al-Qur’ani.

Amma mahaifiyarsa ma ta zama tamkar uwa ga sauran ɗalibanmu na makarantar kwana.

Kusan duk ranar Alhamis za ta kira ta ce:

“Malam, yaran nan suna azumi. Don Allah a bar ni in aiko musu da abin buɗa baki.”

Ba Ismail kaɗai take aikawa ba.

Dukansu.

Ko idan ta yi tafiya, abincin zai zo.

Ismail ɗanta ne, amma ta wata hanya, duk ɗaliban Al-Qur’ani sun zama ’ya’yanta.

Sai ranar 1 ga Mayu, 2026 ta zo.

Na samu kiran waya cewa Hajiya tana cikin matsananciyar rashin lafiya, har ana ba ta iskar oxygen.

Nan take na ɗauki Ismail muka tafi asibiti.

A can, tana fama da rashin lafiya, ta riƙe hannun ɗanta.

Ba takardun shaidarsa take magana a kai ba.

Ba dukiya take magana a kai ba.

Ba gadon da za ta bar masa take magana a kai ba.

Abin da kawai ta ce masa shi ne:

“Ismail, burina kawai shi ne ka zama Hafizin Al-Qur’ani.”

Sannan ta kalle ni ta ce:

“Malam, wannan ita ce wasiyyata gare ka. Don Allah ka tabbatar yaron nan ya zama Hafiz.”

Wannan shi ne karo na ƙarshe da na gan ta.

A ranar 17 ga Mayu, 2026, Hajiya Zainab ta koma ga Allah.

Innā lillāhi wa innā ilayhi rājiʿūn.

Ta yi alkawari cewa:

“Bayan shekara ɗaya, zan dawo na ɗauki Hafiz.”

Amma ba ta samu damar dawowa ba.

Kuma yanzu…

A yau, 12 ga Satumba, Shehu Giwa Exclusive Academy na taya Ismail Muhammad murna bisa zama HAFIZIN AL-QUR’ANI MAI GIRMA.

Ɗan ƙaramin yaron da ta kawo mini ofis…

yanzu ya zama Hafizin da ta yi ta addu’ar ganin ya zama.

Amma Mama ba za ta kasance cikin taron ba.

Ba za ta ji ana kiran sunan ɗanta ba.

Ba za ta rungume shi bayan walimar ba.

Kujerarta za ta kasance babu kowa.

Amma burinta ya cika.

Al-Qur’anin da ta yi matuƙar burin ganin ya zauna a zuciyar ɗanta, yanzu yana nan a cikinta.

Wataƙila duk lokacin da Ismail ya buɗe bakinsa ya fara karantawa:

Alif… Lām… Mīm…

lada ta fara tafiya zuwa ga uwa da ke kwance a kabarinta.

Ya ku iyaye, muna kashe miliyoyi wajen shirya ’ya’yanmu domin rayuwar duniyar da wata rana za su bari.

To, me muke tanadar musu domin rayuwar da ba za su taɓa bari ba?

Ku ba ’ya’yanku Al-Qur’ani.

Ku ba su ilimin addinin Musulunci.

Ku yi sadaukarwa domin Ākhirarsu.

Kuma idan kuka ji wannan labari, kada ku zubar da hawaye kawai.

Ku ba Hajiya abin da ya fi hawaye amfani — addu’arku.

Allah Ya gafarta wa Hajiya Zainab Aliyu Muhammad.

Allah Ya haskaka kabarinta, Ya sanya kowace harafin Al-Qur’anin da Ismail ya ke karantawa ya zama mata lada mai gudana.

Allah Ya sake haɗa su a Jannatul Firdaus, inda babu rashin lafiya, babu iskar oxygen, babu rabuwa…

kuma babu bankwana.

Āmīn.

Ibrahim Shehu Giwa
Direktan Makarantu,
Shehu Giwa Academy.

[Sara @piousdeenn]

Ever wondered why Surah Ar-Rahman repeats the same question 31 times when Allah could have asked it just once?

[AL-HUDA @AlHuda247]

Life as a Muslim 😍

[STOP THAT LAMINE!!!! 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @bayern_MOB]

So this guy did a young Ronaldo vs old ronaldo video and this was how it turned out 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

There will never be another Lionel Messi 🇦🇷

[holyyuji @holy_yuji]

Official teaser Jjk s4 🫩✌️

[IMPRESSED LocalMan @ImpressedLocMan]

If you get the joke, Have a great day😁😁😁😁😁😁

[The Public Desk 🇺🇸 @The_Public_Desk]

If Naruto Had Social Media

[القرآن @Quranconnect_]

This clip changed my perspective about Istighfaar 🤍