Dennis Morgan

U jelly? Cuz ya should be. I'm Dennis. A lot of times I find me being jealous of myself.

[Dennis Morgan @WhateverDennis]

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[Dennis Morgan @WhateverDennis]

@AwesomeAffleck But now I'm all horny :(

[Ben @AwesomeAffleck]

Someone finally changed his background! @WhateverDennis

[Dennis Morgan @WhateverDennis]

@AwesomeAffleck @NotSo_Usual Now that just sounds wrong.

[Dennis Morgan @WhateverDennis]

@NotSo_Usual http://t.co/2zv2wdPt buying her a soccer ball? Bad idea. She'll turn into a man.

[Dennis Morgan @WhateverDennis]

Watched a really old RV convention thing on RTV. It was sad. http://t.co/viYbeP80 They were introducing GPS as a huge ass old computer.

[Dennis Morgan @WhateverDennis]

http://t.co/u3vEk1sL my kind of ad.

[Dennis Morgan @WhateverDennis]

@NotSo_Usual my type of girl. Unless you're actually almost black. I'm also racist.

[Dennis Morgan @WhateverDennis]

http://t.co/3zabbtbV haha, this is great. And it may not end well. http://t.co/K8p2HAD4

[Dennis Morgan @WhateverDennis]

ha

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A dating site for sea captains. http://t.co/Qhm2zCoX wow. That is all. (totes signing up 2 a male lookin 4 sea captains)

[Dennis Morgan @WhateverDennis]

@NotSo_Usual @MakeAvvish Shut up. Both of you.

[Dennis Morgan @WhateverDennis]

Still cool makeshift shot glass how to w/ sobe bottle

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http://t.co/GiqWENpI "y'all are fucking stupid. the sell you the booze in a shot glass, it's called the bottle."

[Dennis Morgan @WhateverDennis]

@MakeAvvish Awesome. Rick people with treehouses that cost more than my house.

[Dennis Morgan @WhateverDennis]

@NotSo_Usual It's better than your backrou- Okay. Maybe not. That is pretty awesome.

[Dennis Morgan @WhateverDennis]

@NotSo_Usual @NotGwen :P

[Dennis Morgan @WhateverDennis]

@Im_TongueTied @NotSo_Usual But it's totally true.

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@Im_TongueTied @NotSo_Usual Fap is such a gross, childish word. Reminds me of something a kid would say who cant pronounce masturbate.

[Dennis Morgan @WhateverDennis]

@ItsKyleShea @NotSo_Usual True, true. It's just so upsetting. I mean the video would be so much better if it fell on him as well!