Jack Lyon

Fighting injustice via apathy and tedium.

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I'm asking you to believe—not in my ability to create change, but in yours.

[Jack Lyon @WhateverMan]

Interesting. This new tool lets companies see how their culture stacks up against competitors. https://t.co/fDC7wkLIjs

[Jack Lyon @WhateverMan]

Mars Attacks! will be 20 years old next week. You may now feel free to flip out about how old you are.

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[Jack Lyon @WhateverMan]

I discovered this podcast -- Mystery Show -- on my Thanksgiving roadtrip. Very sweet.

Case #3 Belt Buckle
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The new "Tie Strikers" in Star Wars Rogue One kind of look like flying Ginsu knives.
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Over $1 billion of Black Friday online sales happened via mobile devices. If you're selling online, is your mobile version immaculate?

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The #DreamForce rickshaws are a bit much.

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IoT isn’t just a connection, it’s a conversation https://t.co/GD3c7m1K5K via @rww

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It's all about the execution:
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I will be zero surprised if Amazon ultimately ends up offering a retail shipping service. Like #aws for packages. https://t.co/7RflPxogpD

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Cows are really just land manatees.

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7 out of 8 A/B test are inconclusive and we don’t talk about it enough. https://t.co/jlqJv9naaO

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@GetSortd #EmailApp I'm fairly sure this is exactly how my brain works.

[Jack Lyon @WhateverMan]

You kind of have to wonder who's driving when the @Starbucks site requires a more complex password than your bank's.

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Okay, who's the comedian that thought it would be funny to sign me up to Ben Carson's mailing list?

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@heyzender @tendocom Bah humbug.

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Second Amendment A Little Creeped Out By How Obsessed Americans Are With It https://t.co/GBKhy85gyI via theonion

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I think I finished all my holiday shopping. It's still November. What is happening to me? #Matlock

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I've somehow managed to not hear a single Xmas song... Until today. #StillTooSoon

[Jack Lyon @WhateverMan]

When someone sneezes and actually says "achoo," I don't fully understand what's happening.