Lil Wartortle

All I do is shit post and bitch about stuff out of my control, welcome to my Ted Talk. Earthstrong 💪🏻

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Mood

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If you main graves on deadlock fuck off

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Slay the spire 2 also fucks

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Recently got invited to play deadlock and this games pretty solid

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Dude compared Phillip II (Alexander’s father) to a mafia boss and after hearing some of these stories I can see it. The ancient world is always fascinating.

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Dan Carlin dropped damn near 8 hours of Alexander the Great lore and I need more

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Would be really cool to participate on jeopardy one day

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You dorks ruined Pokémon cards

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If legend of Zelda the wind waker dropped on Nintendo switch tomorrow the world would probably start healing idk

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I’m convinced elo hell is real because I’m fucking trapped here

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Genuinely looking forward to getting the homies together for a baldurs gate session when patch 8 drops. Should be a good way to get the year going.

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Really dropping the ball on this TikTok situation fellas.

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the first Jurassic Park might be one of the absolute best movies of all time.

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Brock lesnar returns tonight to call out jones

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I’ll never get that 16 minutes of my life back

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Crazy how boxing is so dead that Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson is arguably bigger then any event since January.

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Lester Holt is a cuck

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At the movies watching dragon ball Daima with the other local autistic kids

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Diablo 4 has ruined my sleep schedule

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Vince McMahon had to have been at those diddy parties

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With sparking zero coming out next week maybe we could get a smackdown vs raw title in the future. 2007 is making a random comeback