What’s Derek Doing?

everyone’s favorite house plant

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Playing Fortnite. I am happy!

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Tweeting about Joe Judge

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Enough of this oil nonsense. Where’s my bellhop cap

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Sucking my toes #YumYum

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saturday mood

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At Qdoba, don’t know what to get... reply with what I should order! #Stressed

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Early dismissal! I think I’ll celebrate with a hot bubble bath.

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Hittin the lanes! Can’t wait to break in my new bowling shoes! #LeanMeanBowlingMachine

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Lost: Derek Fern. If found please return to 133 West Fairmount Ave. thanks!

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Can’t wait for work tn at the hotel! #LetsGetTheseBags

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Say goodbye to Derek Fern, call me Winston Salem from here on out

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me rn

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This was for you @pmoore358 Happy Fern Friday everyone

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me tn

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Quick 4:30 am check in on our friend

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Quick 4:30 am check in on our friend

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We’re back motherfuckers

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Ghosting this account on private for a bit while our pal Derek is on the job hunt. But stay tuned everyone... After the new year we’ll be releasing BIG news on a project we promise you won’t want to miss. #Jan4

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Writing a paper... could use some ~inspiration~ if you know what l mean #NeedTheFernBurn 🌿