Detective Maaz

Hi, my name's Maaz! With the power of crossing my arms, I'm on the mission to discover what Maaz really is. YT:

[Detective Maaz @WhatsMaaz]

my video about the first time i watch veggie tales, eat larry and expose bob for being suss to kids is out

head on over to my channel 'whats maaz' to watch the full video and help figure out why larry had to die

[Phantombagels @phantastigaming]

"I wish you could like calculate the angle" -@WhatsMaaz

Don't worry, I've got you. Maaz loves that 31 degree lean 😤

[Detective Maaz @WhatsMaaz]

when you're into goth girls but try to prove that you're not

new video about how I'm a respected member of society and what I look for in women dropping tomorrow

[Detective Maaz @WhatsMaaz]

@RealZade @TheAMaazing thanks for cutting out the next hour of me looking at panties tho, appreciate it

[Zade @RealZade]

I love being @TheAMaazing 's editor😳

[Detective Maaz @WhatsMaaz]

my face when people tell me im into big tiddy goth girls

[Detective Maaz @WhatsMaaz]

okay i will prove im not into big tiddy goth girls

send me your best goth girls and ill show you once and for all that i'm not a goth SIMP

[Detective Maaz @WhatsMaaz]

if i have an animated persona crossing their arms instead of me on camera, i think my audience's iq will increase by 2000%

[Detective Maaz @WhatsMaaz]

i just sent my request to get my channel monetised, finally i can start to make a dollar or two to pay my editors!!!

thanks y'all, appreciate the support for this new style of videos, promise i'm working on vids... just very slowly

[Detective Maaz @WhatsMaaz]

forget storytime animators have y'all heard of my story animated??

[myteamdzn @moosy_yt]

@WhatsMaaz @TheAMaazing Larry the cucumber been real quiet since this happened....

[w0wl3 @CherryP07P]

@WhatsMaaz Laaz or Marry?

[Detective Maaz @WhatsMaaz]

new video about how confused i am about veggietales dropping tomorrow

i may or may not vore larry

is maaz a cactus?? what's maaz

[Detective Maaz @WhatsMaaz]

yo, thanks for 10,000 subscribers! new video about veggie tales and how bob actually preys on kids should be up soon

more cursed content to come after i finish making out with larry the cucumber

[Detective Maaz @WhatsMaaz]

so apparently 'everything is cake' does NOT mean that it's all big, thicc, juicy, voluptuous pieces of ass and now i'm depressed

[Detective Maaz @WhatsMaaz]

@Sai_Fye quarantine really be hitting different

[Detective Maaz @WhatsMaaz]

wow, can't believe i got to meet THE larry from veggie tales!!!

[Detective Maaz @WhatsMaaz]

yo when is twitter going to cancel covid19 already

[Detective Maaz @WhatsMaaz]

what the heck is veggie tales

[Detective Maaz @WhatsMaaz]

@feline_026 @TheAMaazing wow, thank you so much!! this is the first fanart of this channel and because of this you are an honorary detective from now on ok

u rule