Evan Baker

WKU Senior ♏️ 🎺 🤹‍♀️ Four-Time Emmy Nominee, Food Enjoyer, Tamer of the Shrew

[Evan Baker @WhatsUpItsEvan]

“You can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man” yeah laugh it up doughboy I’m gonna eat your whole fucking house

[Evan Baker @WhatsUpItsEvan]

If you would like some final content, here’s what I had left in my drafts:

[Evan Baker @WhatsUpItsEvan]

Hello my loyal Twitter followers. Today is the 2-year anniversary of my single best tweet, the peak of my career. Today will also be my last day on Twitter, for real this time. It’s been a good run, thank you all for your support throughout the years. Evan signing off.

[Evan Baker @WhatsUpItsEvan]

“You can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man” yeah laugh it up doughboy I’m gonna eat your whole fucking house

[Evan Baker @WhatsUpItsEvan]

@chihuahuahater who’s will and what’s he locked up for?

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@chihuahuahater Yeah my bad

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@chihuahuahater Assumed this was a viral tweet I got recommended but no, yet another underrated carson tweet 😞

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@chihuahuahater I have no idea who that is but this is still quite funny so good tweet Carson 👏

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Advancing my social skills by trapping myself in awkward social situations

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@chihuahuahater That doesn’t make any sense your name’s not evan

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@chihuahuahater Hey I thought you quit twitter?

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@chihuahuahater 🫡 smart man

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@Damoncampbel I tweeted that after going there, also I already have that one 🫤

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Why’s it so hard to find The Strokes CD’s in this town?? 😣

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Took a placebo pill, I think it’s actually working though

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How can one man buy and lose the same pair of sunglasses three separate times?? 😞

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@chihuahuahater You should pin this

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@chihuahuahater Me at the arctic ocean

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@chihuahuahater No wait I was disliking the tweet, the name is good 👍

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@chihuahuahater Glad to hear it Carson, thank you for the support!

[Evan Baker @WhatsUpItsEvan]

Kinda fucked up how I can search for a funny clip from a show I enjoy on youtube and not find it anywhere 😤🤧🤮