DazVanWheaterlo

Ex GK…now Coach,courier… easy jobs? Have a word you tit!

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

That’s my man!!!💙

[Nottingham Sport @SportNottm]

Former @NFFC Goalkeeper Hans van Breukelen meets up with a 33 year long fan in Darren Wheater-Lowe https://t.co/g2CqHypVjZ

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

@GaryLineker

Championship result …..

Leicester 2 League 1.

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

More Sean Dyche after the festive period!! #nffc

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

Thanos with human skin is just an NFL offensive line coach 😂

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

@smithythegreat @BBCRNS Genuine.
If @BBCRNS look on my profile they’ll see my pinned tweet from a few years ago at The Cross Keys.👀
And an article I co-wrote with Steve Corry about that night.

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

@elljanderson @NFFC Do what you gotta do,if you think it’s right. It’ll be a mistake but you’d be appreciated when you returned with said team!

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

@sid_lambert Keeper gives him a nudge!!

Remember watching them v Bayern… 1-5 down.
BM fans singing 🎵 Auf Wiedersehen!🎵

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

“Not the cleverest of saves!”
Fuck me!
You have a shot pinged in at you at 60/70/80mph and see if you can guide it into a safe area?

Jonathan Pearce- 🔔 🔚
#motd

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

So why didn’t the BBC (MOTD)do the “360•” thing they do to prove a ball WASNT over the line?
Even if it meant it was on the line by a gnats cock…you’d have to understand it was in play?

Utter bollocks! #nffc

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

@B13NNT “He’s got a name that’s silly
He does a job for billy
He’s got a massive Willy
He’s dele adebola
Adebola 👏🏻👏🏻
Adebola 👏🏻👏🏻
Adebola,Adebola,Adebola!”

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

@FootyHumour Wonderful goal??? How many times?

“We need to change the GK…damage limitation!”
“Who we got?”
“My aunt Joan says she’s a GK?”
“Put her in!”

“Fuck!”

No incredible or wonderful goals scored here!

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

@90sfootball Warranted headbutt. Obviously said something about his skin colour!

Played the victim even back then!

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

@JonnoBell @NFFC Yep….Totally! Should be THE basic …🤷🏻‍♂️ of ANY standard.

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

@Keir_Starmer Yeah ok Kier. Better than rummaging around in a young Ukrainians bum hole a?

Yeah…deflect you 🔔🔚 ! IDs are already here…it’s called a passport! Them things,them lads on dingys come over with …WITHOUT!

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

@GAOcpfc Oooh look at me….i can’t let anything go !
YOU grow up you 🔔🔚 😭

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

@JonnoBell @NFFC Yes Senderos!
Totally agree.
Commentator said-Anderson…always in control,even when surrounded!🙌🏻
Neco-best player for
Wales v Eng .
Jesus-along with Ndoye,changed my opinion!👌🏻

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

@rubenazeredo @FCPorto 🤜🏻🤛🏻 well said 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

@sid_lambert This is pretty much a copy of Tommy Gaynors goal (for Forest)v Huddersfield in 88-89,in a littlewoods cup game.

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

@cmcgeown84 @NotFarLeftAtAll Sucking off Ukrainian rentboys!

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

@cmcgeown84 You bastard!😆😆

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

I remember this happening to me at Dunkirk once. Took a goal kick…it went up and up,then back and went out for a corner!!!🤷🏻‍♂️

[Sgorio @sgorio]

Storm Amy 1-0 Y Bala 🌪️

Storm Amy helps @CardiffMetFC find the net against @BalaTownFC 🥴

[DazVanWheaterlo @WheatLowe]

@EPLBible Weird way of trying to bum him!