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Wheely Good FC can announce that we have declined our invitation to the European Super League, more to follow. #NunnyNotMoney

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Goals came from C Ross and T Patterson, with the MOTM award going to TP. Mentions to Phil Bones and debutant Will Thomson for good performances.

No further comments will be made on Patterson’s shithousery late in the game, I prefer not to speak.

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WHEELY G WIN AGAIN!

WGFC record a 2-1 victory over old rivals Hawkins Wheelchair in a tasty tussle at Stadio de Rockcliffe. The win lifts the lads off bottom spot and ahead of RingPull. #DarrusIsShit

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WHEELY G WIN!

The boys in white return to winning ways with a 2-1 victory. Goals from Willy Maughan and Tom Patterson secured the win. Unfortunately Animation Fella never came on after sniffing too much charlie pre match. Let’s hope the lad only has one brew before the next game

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BACK IN ACTION:

Wheely Good are back to business tonight after a short break, the lads face Jabulani in a relegation dog fight at 8:20. Team news to follow...

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TEAM NEWS:

Rossy returns to GK due to ending the career of a Jabulani player in the previous match, Cooper returns to the squad and starts on the bench, alongside new signing Animation Fella, he’s fucking sick lad, especially after a ski slope.

#UpTheWheelyG

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@RingpullF Oi oi, Darrus is shit

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RIP Johnson

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Johnson could soon be gone son.

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UPDATE: The club is disappointed to announce that our proposed Havana signing (Name Unknown) has fell through. After signing the giant lost his head and decided to start on most the team. We wish the giant all the best and pray he doesn’t see this or we’ll all get battered

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Seeing @Suraj_Murria in a WheelyG shirt

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RESULT: WheelyG 6 - 4 Finger Blasters

Scorers;
Tom P ⚽️⚽️
D. Walker ⚽️
M. Walker ⚽️
Suraj ⚽️
Will ⚽️

The lads where Barca esq tonight n absolutely took the piss with Murria scoring a screamer and 12 Year old @MattyyWalkerr picking up the “player of night” award #UpTheWheelyG

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NEW SIGNING: The board worked their magic in Havana and signed a quality player in @willjones_9 last night. Will is a little smackhead and can sort the lads out with some pre match boosters 🔑 Up the Jones #HavanaLegend #KissTheBadge #WillNeverPlayAGame

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NEW SIGNING: Bald nonce signs for Wheely G. What a legend. #BetweenTheSticks #SimonAnnounced 🤔

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TEAM NEWS: Thanks to our oil rich sponsor and cabbage nonce @Henrys_Local the lads have an upgraded team sheet. Here’s how WheelyG line up tonight versus Surfers, kick off at 8:20 ⚽️

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GAME DAY: The lads have an easy game tonight against league champions Surfers. WheelG are bottom of the league and the opposition haven’t lost in about 10 years. WheelyG tonight will most likely get absolutely twatted. Anything under 10-0 is 3 points #GoingDown #HowayTheLads

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NEW SIGNING: The club is delighted to announce that 14 year old Matty Walker signs for WheelyG. Matty is a midfielder who like his hair will stand out on the pitch, we hope he plays like his brother. Manager @JackMaughan99 is a nonce and is keen to bring through youth

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BREAKING NEWS: The club is delighted to announce a new lucrative sponsorship deal with @Henrys_Local #FuckTheCabbage

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@youngin_uk @JackMaughan99 When you get off the sex offenders list pal

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ANNOUNCEMENT: @CallumR0ss has been sacked from his duties as manager, despite not managing a single game. The club was disappointed with Rossy’s lack of communication with the leagues officials and also had lost the dressing room. Rossy sadly remains a player at the club #Unreal

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BEHIND THE SCENES: The club is delighted to announce the kings @jabba1892 & @Matty_Aspey are WheelyG’s Director of Football for the foreseeable future. All transfers and key decisions will be made by the GOATS 🐐

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NEW GAFFA: As a result of this @JackMaughan99 returns to management. Jack is welcomed back with open arms and will manage the lads tonight. Hopefully there’s some sense in that massive forehead #InJackWeTrust #TheGrassIsntAlwaysGreener