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[Saber @TheDoryaLover]

I HATE MARVEL RIVALS I HATE MARVEL RIVALS I HATE MARVEL RIVALS I HATE MARVEL RIVALS I HATE MARVEL RIVALS I HATE MARVEL RIVALS I HATE MARVEL RIVALS I HATE MARVEL RIVALS I HATE MARVEL RIVALS I HATE MARVEL RIVALS I HATE MARVEL RIVALS I HATE MARVEL RIVALS I HATE MARVEL RIVALS I HATE

[Alan @WhelpitsAlan]

@missmandeee_ Celestial in no time

[Alan @WhelpitsAlan]

@mylasparkles Sure

[Alan @WhelpitsAlan]

Chiefs losing to the Seahawks makes me happy, idk why.

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

Sunday without Patriots football.

[Alan @WhelpitsAlan]

@MsSavageAF Good morning

[cοcσα @shawtie_e]

My ability to read the room is why I don’t call acquaintances friends

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

In December 2010, 24-year-old Phoebe Handsjuk was found dying at the bottom of a garbage chute in her luxury Melbourne apartment building.

She had fallen 12 floors. At the bottom, a trash compactor nearly cut off her foot, and she bled to death alone.

Despite finding blood and smashed glass inside the apartment she shared with her boyfriend, Antony Hampel, police treated her death as a suicide.

A coroner later ruled it an accident. He found that Phoebe had mixed alcohol with sleeping pills, sleepwalked out of her apartment and climbed into the chute feet first.

But the chute opening was barely wider than a microwave, about one meter off the floor, with a heavy door that closed on its own. And Phoebe's fingerprints weren't anywhere on it.

Even when tests showed an athletic woman of Phoebe's size could barely squeeze into the slot on her own, her boyfriend was never treated as a suspect.

Then, eight years later, another young girlfriend of Antony Hampel was also found dead. Police again treated it as a suicide.

Hampel said he was at an event in the city at the time, and a coroner found her death was not suspicious. He has never been charged in either death.

Phoebe's family still doesn't believe she climbed into that chute on her own.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

The good old days.

[Alan @WhelpitsAlan]

@sammiewilloww @PopCrave I’m saying

[Alan @WhelpitsAlan]

Playing the Witcher 3 remaster makes me want Witcher 4 now

[Alan @WhelpitsAlan]

@OhShesAnnette Been thinking this myself

[Alan @WhelpitsAlan]

@AdeleInked Me at 32

[Alan @WhelpitsAlan]

@sophieraiin Gotta go with E

[Alan @WhelpitsAlan]

@sisiroseslvt Hulk smash

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

I really miss when a new artist comes out, shocks the world with their music, and is able to remain relevant and make good music for the next decade. Artists nowadays make 2 hit singles, one good feature, an album that doesn’t live up to the hype, and fall off directly after

[Yu Yu Sockahoe @animalistican]

Why are you even dating someone that will call you any version or derivation of “my bitch”?????

[Alan @WhelpitsAlan]

@LizKatzOfficial Left 👀

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

Heartbreaking to hear of the closure of BioWare and the next Mass Effect ending development.

I had so much fun collaborating with Casey and the team on the Mass Effect teaser in 2020 -- during the height of COVID.

I hope one day, somehow, Mass Effect will return.

[Bᥫ᭡ @iluvblesin]

me before opening my bank app in public.