Todd Swanson

Call it as you see it.

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@EvolBrew Do you know how to use punctuation?

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No desire to live.

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@HubeyDoobyDoo @JamesStarritt @katie_cammm Nate Hubert. You’re the new object of my obsession.

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You’re making a fool of yourself, @katie_cammm.

I’ve seen a lot of people suck every ounce out of their 15 minutes, but good lord, you are sucking it bone dry.

Please don’t forget how insignificant you are. I just have to hope you secretly hate yourself.

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@kwikwit13 @katie_cammm Oh the kissy emoji. Clearly the sign of a Trump supporter.

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@Chiefin13 @kwikwit13 @katie_cammm You’re*

Also, you’re calling *me* a keyboard warrior! Look at what you’re saying, you cum-guzzling twat.

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@Chiefin13 @kwikwit13 @katie_cammm I was gonna reply to this but then I saw your face and... yeah... you need all the help you can get, so I’ma let you have a pass.

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@kwikwit13 @katie_cammm Yeah some of us like, have a life, and can’t spend every hour on Twitter. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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@kennyhinz @RandyWithersKC OH GOD KENNY HAS SCORED THE ARGUMENT WHAT EVER WILL I DO

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Let’s see. You’ve got the “hurt you” bit, the crying bit - twice - the “lil guy” phrase. The kissy emoji. I think the better question to ask is- and I sincerely mean this- are *you* okay, Randy Withers? Because your tweet screams “I need validation!” (Hey, you still on Garfield?)

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@kwikwit13 @katie_cammm You cheated on your wife in May. Sit down.

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@grandmasboy085 @katie_cammm Lol why do you take antidepressants?

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@KitchenGuy617 @katie_cammm And to you as well, Mr. Me.

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@crothers01 @katie_cammm OHHHHH THE GIRL WITH THE UGLY KIDS LOL

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@duncan_on_air @katie_cammm Massive Plot Twist: I’ll be sure to let Cumulus media know you call their customers scum. (Oh yeah, I advertise with Cumulus.)

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@MichelleEhrhorn @katie_cammm You literally tweeted yesterday not to call people names, now my behavior is pathetic.

Hmmm.

#FiveMoreBucks #ImInYaHead #AreYouALittleSlow?

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@katie_cammm title for your autobiography:

“How to squeeze two months out of 2 seconds of accidental fame”

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@Barrettsbeef I miss my soda

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@JONofW4R @katie_cammm OH SNAP OMG SHIT IM DEAD

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@Barrettsbeef Lol

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@Barrettsbeef Because it’s not a real account, you half-brained twat. 😂😂😂