When I'm Poopin

Things I think of when I'm pooin.

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@ECHOcasts Remember Krieg, No Fapping in the shithouse.

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You can take my dignity, you can take my money, you can take my good name, but you can never take my poopin! #poopforfreedom

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Live with baboon for a year, learn to poop in your hand and fling it at a rapist while slapping your bright red behind. #SafetyTipsForLadies

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If there's only one bathroom in a house, do you go to the ladies' room or the mens' room? Is it both?

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One has to wonder how Eskimo pooped during blizzards, let alone if they got the runs from some bad walrus. Leather leggings removed fast? No

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Love is.... a reason the get out of bed in the morning. Unless you really have to poop, then that's your reason to get out of bed...

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@ColbertReport does the Catholic Church Pope in the woods?

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#PoopMovieTitles The Good, The Bad, The Diarrhea

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When someone says "shit happens" do they mean the thing is inevitable in that you will always shit or that it sucks because it was shitty?

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I don't see how some designers make so much money making stools, I make stool all the time and nobody pays me for it. #art #design #nmu

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New Game idea: Techno Poop Adventure, flying through a series of sewer drains avoiding obstacles while techno music plays. #xbox

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Thinking of that artist that canned his poo to sell as art, I keep flushing money down the toilet. #WhyDidntIThinkOfThat

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Things that have made your poop smell? #SulfurSoGood #Puns

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People actually have two brains, one on their head and one in their butt, one is responsible for all your shitty ideas, guess which. #truths

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@jhaapapu "I miss my goat"

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It should come as no surprise that Flushing MI is next to Flint MI, we've been trying to flush that turd for years. #Flint #Michigan

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Constipation, from the English words "constant" and "patience" which is what you need when you have it. #English #poopin #words

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Flushing yesterday's digested meal down the toilet, still a better love story than Twilight. #BetterLoveStory

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The cat is staring at me, THE CAT IS STARING AT ME! #AwkwardMoments #FreakingOut #ItWasntMe

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What special delight,
A most odorous event,
It's a massive poop.
#haiku #poems #poopin