Rome

I shook Sinatra's hand

[Florin Pop 👨🏻‍💻 @FlorinPop17]

What's the reason you became a programmer?

Passion? Money? WFH? Something else? 😁

[⁎⁺˳✧༚ 𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚒 🎀💛💙🇺🇦💙💛 @hot_girl_spring]

> study CS
> cry over calculus
> specialise in graphics programming
> big dreams

8 years later

> make grafana boards
> cry over grafana boards

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“tell toranaga-sama this is just a temporary liquidity problem, not a solvency problem. our risk model didn’t account for this level of volatility but we are confident we can weather the storm”

“the anjin was on the wrong side of the yen carry trade and is getting margin called”

[Rome @When_In_Rohm]

@kershtweets Kinda feels like you were actively rooting against them here

[Beff (e/acc) @beffjezos]

POV: you multiplied two matrices that are above the CA legal limit

[Rome @When_In_Rohm]

@Buccigross @Canucks @PredsNHL Evangelista/Blueger
#bucciovertimechallenge

[RiscV @MKVRiscy]

Guys me and my friends have this crazy bet where the first person to figure out a path around the city where you walk over each bridge once and only once gets a FREE BEER

Please help me figure this one out guys if we can solve it that would be EPIC

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

“It was supposed to be a truckload of Armani suits. It’s fucking bobbleheads T, I don’t know what happened”

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

George: i was gooning right on the date with my vision pro Jerry
Jerry: and she didn't say anything?
George: i was prompting her questions to an LLM
Jerry: you let ChatGPT be in control of your love life?
George: i bought a custom date agent Jerry, ive been prompting all my tinder conversations right through it, it's the most sophisticated agent for dating

*Kramer bursts through the door*

Kramer: ooh i found a gold mine, im PRINTING MONEY fellas
Jerry: what?

*Kramer lights up a cigar*

Kramer: im the author of RomeoGPT, i prompted all my dating tricks into it
George: oh NO

[Rome @When_In_Rohm]

@VerizonSupport any chance Verizon can release a statement addressing the activation outage and/or an announcement on when it is safe to attempt an activation ?

[Tad Wissel @DVE_Tad]

"Here's the thing about prisoner swaps," explained the bar's foreign policy expert, a 28 year old roofer from Oakdale.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I fucking hate Pitt.

[Security @XSecurity]

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[Zach Holman @holman]

“I know not with what technologies Web 3.0 will be built, but Web 4.0
will be built with SQL and HTML.”

[Rome @When_In_Rohm]

Alright who needs a date to the Ariana grande fortnite concert. Serious inquiries only

[Stephen Johns @stjohns28]

Great time rippin through Chicago with some local beauties. Onto Wisconsin.. time to get back to those backroads. #MentalMiles

[Rome @When_In_Rohm]

@stjohns28 Let’s ride