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I'm a god-fearing atheist who prays for peace and justice

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.@YodelUkOnline why is your service so appalling? Collection booked for last Friday. No show. Website full of dead links. AI operator is deaf and stupid. Impossible to get a refund because your website doesn't work...

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@TiceRichard Did someone just give you a shit-load of money?

You don't seem to have the mental wherewithal to earn it.

As usual, you are completely wrong but, hey, you've managed to push a few racists' buttons.

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@mikeparry8 Your bio says that you are a "serious broadcaster".

You're seriously shocked by someone not singing a dirge in honour of some geezer who just happened to pop into the world from the right fanny?

Give your head a shake.

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@5haronl You lost.

Get over it.

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@Nigel_Farage How about the arrest of whoever was responsible for the #FarageRiots?

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@EuropeInvasionn The way that the information -deprived have jumped on this fairytale is depressing.

If they read the full report, perhaps they would change their mind. Perhaps not.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Echo echo. Can you hear me, Richard, Richard, Richard? Echo echo. I've tweeted your wife's idiotic diatribe, diatribe, echo, echo.

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@Jenny_1884 @reformparty_uk Nobody who isn't suffering from information malnutrition

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@TiceRichard The only crisis is in your head and this will go away if you go back on your meds

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@benhabib6 They aren't called the #FarageRiots for nothing

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@benhabib6 @reformparty_uk A law should be passed: a one-line bill, which says that no limited company shall impersonate a political party.

The five company employees who are in the Commons should be recalled.

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@GoodwinMJ So, why are they called the #FarageRiots?

Q.E.D., as they say.

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@JakeHepple1 I'm no lawyer but wouldn't a Go Fund Me page mean that he would be profiting from the proceeds of crime?

The crime being chucking stuff at police and not, erm, being a bit shouty.

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@Emma198635 @Nigel_Farage I've been trying to remember who incited the #FarageRiots but it has eluded me.

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@DSangwin @brexitblog_info What have you got against Roger Daltry? He's one of your own.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ 30p LeeAnderthal is so thick, unwashed and job-shy that other people write his tweets for him.

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@GuillermElodie Dupe

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@DachshundColin Burning cars and libraries

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@MikeTheLefty @LeeAndersonMP_ The Reform Party Ltd - the only "party" who haven't thrown 30p out

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@LeeAndersonMP_ You should grow a 'tash, 30p.

It rhymes with fash.