Battle Beast

What is a parody account? Are they powerful warriors worthy of my strength?

[Battle Beast @WhereIsThragg]

This term pleases me.

[Cecil Stedman @GDADirector]

Donald, clear my schedule for this afternoon. And get me a coffee.

- CECIL STEDMAN JOINS THE PARODYVERSE -

[Battle Beast @WhereIsThragg]

// lowkey being Battle Beast is boring, so I’ve decided to switch over to a different parody. I might occasionally use this still to reply to anybody but otherwise I’m done on this one.

// go follow me on @GDADirector !!!

[Battle Beast @WhereIsThragg]

@FNAF_L_LAWLIET @Hellis_Alive Pathetic creature. Comparing me to such a lowly species is insulting to my reputation.

[“𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑳.” @FNAF_L_LAWLIET]

@WhereIsThragg and @Hellis_Alive

[Battle Beast @WhereIsThragg]

@AsgardsDrengr MORE!

[Battle Beast @WhereIsThragg]

And are you a great warrior? A man who demonstrates strength upon his enemies without mercy?

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 @AsgardsDrengr]

@WhereIsThragg "Aye, with relative ease mind you".

Thor's eyes narrowed upon the-... Creature.

[Battle Beast @WhereIsThragg]

@AsgardsDrengr I want-

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 @AsgardsDrengr]

@WhereIsThragg The King stated before within a second, Thor struck Battle-Beast directly in the jaw. The blow echoing the Nine Realms, sending Battle-beast flying through a mountain until Thor flew forwards. Forcing his boot onto Battle-Beast's chest, bringing them to a halt.

"Dead yet?".

[REX SPLODE💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 @REXSPLODINGG]

@WhereIsThragg Heh thanks man I'll make sure to rematch you when I get stronger which I'm sure won't take long at alll

[Battle Beast @WhereIsThragg]

The Viltrumites simply fear me.

[Invincible VS @InvincibleVS]

@FarmIykay Not amused by his talk of worthiness.

[Battle Beast @WhereIsThragg]

@REXSPLODINGG I do not hold grudges. You proved yourself as an opponent with… potential. Continue to improve upon your skills and perhaps we may have a true battle.

[Battle Beast @WhereIsThragg]

My father died in combat. He was weak, pathetic even. I would’ve killed him myself given the chance.

[REX SPLODE💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 @REXSPLODINGG]

I WISH I had a normal father figure! But NOOOOO that's only gonna happen once hell freezes over or some shit! It's like I'm CURSED "dad!" BOOM HE SELLS YOU FOR STEAK "dad!" BOOM HE'S EVIL AND MANIPULATED YOU INTO KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE AND NOW YOU'VE ACCIDENTALLY KILLED HIM!!!

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙂���𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 @AsgardsDrengr]

@WhereIsThragg "Doth thou require a display of my strength?"

[Battle Beast @WhereIsThragg]

@AsgardsDrengr Please do.

[Battle Beast @WhereIsThragg]

@REXSPLODINGG But your current state proves you have surpassed them in every way. Do battle your past, otherwise the future will defeat you with ease.

[REX SPLODE💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 @REXSPLODINGG]

@WhereIsThragg Uhhhhhhh guessing you didn't fuckin like your dad much?? But both of my dad's were pathetic! My first one made ME go steal while he was a grown ass man and then sold me! And second one made me go kill people because he was too much of a coward to do it himself!!

[Beau @Spider_Pill]

O-ok I’m getting it

[Battle Beast @WhereIsThragg]

//

[Yuta Okkotsu @loverboyyuta7]

Fine I’ll reveal it now.

I am Spider-Man.

[Battle Beast @WhereIsThragg]

If you bring harm to this tiny machine, your death will not be savored for my satisfaction.

This little mechanical creature gave me a 50% off deal for my first order. I shall protect this pathetic object with my life.

[V @PARODY_SDV]

I won’t if you fork it over

[Battle Beast @WhereIsThragg]

Perhaps you require fierce battle to relieve such emotion.

[✮ maki ✮ @makikillspeople]

I WOKE UP. IM ANGRY.