Will

The Y makes the guy.

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This is what people in Boston think Anderson .Paak is:

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I think it's important to realize that for someone, this was the pinnacle of their career.

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Also at the same Wendy's, the way they wrote my name was a mistake white still technically being correct

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Overhead @wendys in Phoenix airport:

Wendy's patron: What's the difference between your tropical berry and your wild berry?

Cashier: They're...two different kinds of berries.

#bothright

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#intersectionality

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I think house was condemned for giving a bad answer on Family Feud #surveyorssay

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I wish I knew this snowman while he was alive. I feel like we would have been friends. #stayfrostyinthegreatbeyond #ashes2ashessnow2snow

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This plate is really sending some mixed messages...

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I think this person might literally run on Dunkin #literallyasinliterally

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AM I?

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I don't think these people understand the concept of taking their dogs for a walk

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This is the story of a man who wanted to own a casino, but could only afford a claw machine, and refused to give up on his dreams

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I feel like this is a good compromise between not wanting to wear a hat and not wanting to carry a hat in a bag

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Itsreal #travelpuns

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Once again getting confusing, mixed messages from the Baptist Church #kerning

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Apparently I don't know very much about neck health

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My whole life I grew up thinking that I was, but, I'm ashamed to say, when confronted by moment, I was not... #existentialcrisis

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My whole life I grew up thinking that I was, but, I'm ashamed to say, when confronted by moment, I was not... #existentialcrisis

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"...though he heroically made it through the poster session, it cost him more than just the conference fee..." #atwhatcost

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Mana from heaven #onlyinNY