Where's Putin Now?

Like Where's Wally, but with polonium and invasions. #WhereIsPutin

[Where's Putin Now? @Where_Is_Putin]

Considering throwing my hat into the ring for the UKIP leadership. If the Politburo twist my arm.

[Where's Putin Now? @Where_Is_Putin]

Googling around for Lutfur Rahman's phone number - the guy's got some skills that might come in handy.

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In my home gym, exercising my "nuclear button" finger.

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In the sky with diamonds.

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In my newly bought house: the Acropolis.

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Brainstorming new names for the UK. Novorossiya-On-Sea has a ring to it.

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Stealing candy from a baby. It was Russian-speaking candy and requested my protection.

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In fact, how about loads of guns?

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Happy to volunteer to "fire the starting gun" on your ridiculous "election". As long as I get to choose the gun. And the target.

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About 2 minutes away from the Teddy Bears' Picnic, with an assault rifle.

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On the way to #nuswomen15 with a pair of massive foam hands.

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They used milk instead of soya milk at the coffee shop. Pass me the special green tea. I must seek revenge for making me feel so bloated

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Sleeping in a bush, with a traffic cone, the arm of a shop mannequin, one left boot and a crate of empty protein shakes.

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On Oxford Street wearing a GOLF SALE sign. There is no golf sale.

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Right behind you.

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In the live shows of #TheVoice on BBC 1, but no-one's noticed. @BBCTheVoiceUK

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This would never have been necessary if NATO had not attempted to expand its borders to include the Sun.

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On the International Space Station, preparing to BLOCK OUT THE SUN!

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Playing peek-a-boo with my pet tiger

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On Albert Square hoping to kiss Shirley