Phil Incelmo

Loud music, baked goods, and zines. Chris Cornellogist. "The Outlaw Torn" Defender. King Animal of Fuck Mountain. He/him

[Phil Incelmo @WheredJasonGo]

New follower post!

* I’m Jason
* I post a lot about loud guitar music. My favorite band is Soundgarden but I’m on a *HUGE* Mastodon kick.
* I love LGBTQ+/Palestine/vaccines/abortion/immigrants/anything not AI.

Problem? Leave.

* I’m just here to be silly for other nerds

[Phil Incelmo @WheredJasonGo]

@heartluvr2000 Because I’m holding out hope that this feeling will find me again

[Phil Incelmo @WheredJasonGo]

@rcastillo_music ‼️

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

god inventing the cardinal: hello bird. Someday you will–wait brb

god inventing man: hi. someday you will invent the gas stove

god, back at the cardinal: and you will make a sound that resembles a gas stove lighter going off

god inventing OCD: ok. this is where the fun begins

[Phil Incelmo @WheredJasonGo]

@DirtbagDaryl I have a Scarlett 2i2 that may or may not be broken and a brand new Reaper license (I have not yet learned how to properly use Reaper)

[Phil Incelmo @WheredJasonGo]

Pretty decent singer and “can play chords” guitarist in Seattle seeking people who like sludge and noise rock or really anything I can yell over

[xX_falsegrindgf @realxemo]

if you have an instrument that just sits in your room, please start a band with your friends this month. we need more amateurs, more laughter at the center of our songs.

you can find 4 positions on your instrument that sound good and make a song today. tomorrow, 5 and a chorus

[MΛЯIПΛ @oscillate23]

"Beneath The Golden Willow"
Ed Perkins.

[groupon lobotomy @colleen_daves]

"My favourite colour is pink,"
"and what's your favourite material?"
"Black leather."

Pedagogue (1988) dir. Stuart Marshall

[Phil Incelmo @WheredJasonGo]

@bluntghoul Wait that’s why?????? I didn’t keep up with FMA the full way through and I figured it had to do with him losing his arm and leg

[Phil Incelmo @WheredJasonGo]

@HunterBiden Mr. Biden, much has been said about your playing Fleet Foxes for strippers, what is your favorite Fleet Foxes song?

[Phil Incelmo @WheredJasonGo]

@colleen_daves Honestly if I was a woman with a daughter I’d do some shit like this

[Phil Incelmo @WheredJasonGo]

@cogitoergoscum It’s so funny to me having Michael Jackson and Madonna on the right side rather than the left when back in the heyday of the artists on the right those two were prime examples of the left side

[Phil Incelmo @WheredJasonGo]

I could also probably do some kind of heavy slowcore shit, I like big ringing chords and I want to emotionally overwhelm people

[Phil Incelmo @WheredJasonGo]

If you’re pure of heart it’s extremely easy to sit on someone’s lap in a dominant as fuck manner

[Phil Incelmo @WheredJasonGo]

@SolanineSpite My favorite Nine Inch Nails song!

[Phil Incelmo @WheredJasonGo]

@JalisaDanielle_ Yeah I remember back in my restaurant days if my job would charge me for my meals I just wouldn’t eat during my shift.

[Phil Incelmo @WheredJasonGo]

@zorlokarma I think they’re just reaching because they don’t find the girls in this video attractive. They don’t actually care about technique.

[Phil Incelmo @WheredJasonGo]

I got warned Accutane would dry out my lips so I’ve become that guy who carries lip balm everywhere and proactively applies throughout the day. I can no longer tell if what I’m feeling is from being overmoisturized or undermoisturized.

[Phil Incelmo @WheredJasonGo]

Me when some of you ladies post selfies

[Nora❦ @hiscoraline]

this man screaming in 2 different tones after falling down is frying me so bad 😭😭😭

[Phil Incelmo @WheredJasonGo]

Shut the fuck up about your regular Pride discourse and focus all of your 2026 Pride energy into leveling the fuck up like this guy

[a nosey italian @acozyitalian]

In 2024 we are bringing back stereotypical F A G S. We are bringing back possessing a VERNACULAR! I need gays that know the difference between damask and regular linen, homos that say mauve or periwinkle, queers that can recommend a fab crocombouche recipe!!! I’m BORED!