New follower post!
* I’m Jason
* I post a lot about loud guitar music. My favorite band is Soundgarden but I’m on a *HUGE* Mastodon kick.
* I love LGBTQ+/Palestine/vaccines/abortion/immigrants/anything not AI.
Problem? Leave.
* I’m just here to be silly for other nerds
god inventing the cardinal: hello bird. Someday you will–wait brb
god inventing man: hi. someday you will invent the gas stove
god, back at the cardinal: and you will make a sound that resembles a gas stove lighter going off
god inventing OCD: ok. this is where the fun begins
if you have an instrument that just sits in your room, please start a band with your friends this month. we need more amateurs, more laughter at the center of our songs.
you can find 4 positions on your instrument that sound good and make a song today. tomorrow, 5 and a chorus
@cogitoergoscum It’s so funny to me having Michael Jackson and Madonna on the right side rather than the left when back in the heyday of the artists on the right those two were prime examples of the left side
I got warned Accutane would dry out my lips so I’ve become that guy who carries lip balm everywhere and proactively applies throughout the day. I can no longer tell if what I’m feeling is from being overmoisturized or undermoisturized.
In 2024 we are bringing back stereotypical F A G S. We are bringing back possessing a VERNACULAR! I need gays that know the difference between damask and regular linen, homos that say mauve or periwinkle, queers that can recommend a fab crocombouche recipe!!! I’m BORED!