Sara Wallace

'There is no certainty, there is only adventure.'
Towson University • Deaf Studies • Psychology

[Sara Wallace @WheresWALLE_]

@KRIM_brulee loving you always

[Sara Wallace @WheresWALLE_]

Wishing things were different

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"If someone needs a needle, you always give them a needle." Direct quote. I have to be getting punked.

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Oh and you should use a straw to snort cocaine, not rolled paper. Who said school doesn't teach real life skills. #knowledge

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The UK is insane. This class is all about how to do drugs. Literally learning how to do heroin right now 😳💉

[Shannon Evans @Shannon_EvansTU]

Afternoon tea with @whereswalle_ on our first day in England! It was… https://t.co/hxTfl0vret

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@KRIM_brulee WOOOAAHH!! Wow that really made me crave Ben&Jerry's 😁

[Sara Wallace @WheresWALLE_]

@KRIM_brulee you have no idea how excited I am to see you love!! 😁

[Sara Wallace @WheresWALLE_]

@kconnelly14 @leannerund o m g 😳 I totally forgot about that. Ew I was such a loser. How do I have any friends? 😳

[Sara Wallace @WheresWALLE_]

I wish I was as fat as I was when I first thought I was fat

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3, that's right THREE people that had a crush on me are now either engaged or married. I'm clearly some kind of freaky good luck person.

[Sara Wallace @WheresWALLE_]

@jimmyfallon The Mr. Sketch commercial is insinuating that the smell in their markers is harnessed from fruit farts. Gross #ThereISaidIt

[Sara Wallace @WheresWALLE_]

Everyone who dates me ends up getting engaged to the next person they meet. It's like my weird super power 😳

[Sara Wallace @WheresWALLE_]

@leannerund 😂😂😂 *opens bag of chex mix* HEY is that chex mix?!
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[Sara Wallace @WheresWALLE_]

@emrachsal I wish!!

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This is the SECOND time THB has reposted this picture of mine. First time I was a fan girl. Second time, kinda weird

[Sara Wallace @WheresWALLE_]

@liw_8895 EVERYONE, guard your burritos. Lauren is a burrito dream killer

[Sara Wallace @WheresWALLE_]

I get really intimidated when people who are younger than me are more attractive than me.