Offensive Poetry

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Poo releases from anus, likes Instagram photo in tandem. #thefuture

[Offensive Poetry @Wheresmybutt]

Thou shalt not shit on graven images of poo

[Offensive Poetry @Wheresmybutt]

Have you ever farted on your dick and pissed all over your shithole?

[Offensive Poetry @Wheresmybutt]

Shitting out of my Shithole #ftw

[Offensive Poetry @Wheresmybutt]

Sometimes the rule of poo. Is fart

[Offensive Poetry @Wheresmybutt]

Passive aggressive farts=poo

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Have you poo'd your pants and then pee'd on your poo in your pants. #dontpeeonyourpoopants

[Offensive Poetry @Wheresmybutt]

I just poo'd on my sphincter after I wiped my butthole #life

[Offensive Poetry @Wheresmybutt]

Have you ever farted and realized it stunk and then realized that you farted because you smelled your fart? Ya me too.

[Offensive Poetry @Wheresmybutt]

poo cunt spit

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Please sit down before you read this...... It is rumored that girls poo and wipe their poo'y butts every single fucking day. #sayitaintso

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I just cleaned the shit out of my! #poohole

[Offensive Poetry @Wheresmybutt]

The sphincter is the asylum of the soul

[Offensive Poetry @Wheresmybutt]

Peacocking: Whipping your cock around while you're peeing. #whackywillyhose

[Offensive Poetry @Wheresmybutt]

You ever pissed in the toilet. And then Shawn your light on tha water?

[Offensive Poetry @Wheresmybutt]

Carlos Danger.

[Offensive Poetry @Wheresmybutt]

Sneeze, Fart, Pee, Poo #allatthesametime

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Serious question. Is the poo on the toilet paper? Or is the toilet paper on the poo? #lifelongmysteries

[Offensive Poetry @Wheresmybutt]

Why did Jesus have to fart before he poo'd? Because God had to pee before he farted.

[Offensive Poetry @Wheresmybutt]

If you haven't farted while burping then you haven't lived