Teddy🐼

Santa17🦓 || don’t die for nyash cos life’s worth living || Blue is the colour ⚽️💙

[Teddy🐼 @Whi_taker]

It's a promotion‼️. Please retweet for me 🙏

[Teddy🐼 @Whi_taker]

slow horses 👏👏

[Teddy🐼 @Whi_taker]

Bluelock showing results 😂 #NEDvsJPN

[Teddy🐼 @Whi_taker]

Spurs and bottling, doesn’t what sport it is 🤧

[Teddy🐼 @Whi_taker]

@Wiredu_ @Richiedabs hoo hoo 🫡

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Remembering Avicii who passed away 8 years ago 🫶

[Teddy🐼 @Whi_taker]

Damn we suck 🥲

[EnjoymentMinister @EnjoymentMamaa]

No amount of money can buy/reverse time. Delaying enjoying and living life to the best of your ability, for an unguaranteed future, is very a very funny way to live. More like you're just existing.

[zuka @feran_x]

Leave.
The time you caught them was probably not their first time.
They prolly even cracked both of you on the same day at some point.
Just go.

[Teddy🐼 @Whi_taker]

@Paco_Autos check your dm

[James Harden @JHarden13]

🤞🏾 @LAClippers

[dot 𓅓 @Spergy_scouch]

@winurlay You can skip a breath, but you can't skip rent

[Teddy🐼 @Whi_taker]

Herhh what a country !

[Hydra @XBrianDennis]

When kidnapped in Nigeria, do the following.

1. Do not resist armed kidnappers.

2. Keep calm and be patient.

3. Do not antagonize your captors; be polite and operate with reasonable regards. Give reasonable cooperation to your abductors.

4. Establish a personal relationship with your captors as early as possible.

5. If the kidnappers ask for contact persons, do not mention your place of work; mention only your close friends and parents. They will reach them to negotiate for your release.

6. Advise your friends involved in the negotiation to be friendly with your captors.

7. Be prepared for the natural reaction of the shock.

8. Mentally note all you can about your abductors and, if moved, the length of time in transit, directions, sounds, smells, and any other information.

9. Take no risk by attempting to escape. DO NOT BE A HERO.

10. Keep fit with mental exercise.

11. Make no statement to the media after your release without official clearance, but share your experience with close associates.

This text was culled from NYSC handbook.

This is not a country.

[Teddy🐼 @Whi_taker]

Be like omah lay na nyash guy 🤧

[cloud nine ♱ ☻ @gilbbywontmiss]

“Titanic beginning to sink”

Uncooked crabs in the kitchen.

[Kojo Junior @KojoJuniorr]

One wrong financial decision can set you back for years. Don’t let anybody call you stingy or selfish after using years to amass what you have. It is yours! You worked hard for it! Safeguard it!

[Teddy🐼 @Whi_taker]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time 😂😂😂😂. The comments are wild. 😂😂

[Teddy🐼 @Whi_taker]

And he got his goal 🔥

[Teddy🐼 @Whi_taker]

I know my 🐐

[NFL @NFL]

SIUUUUUUUUU

[James Harden @JHarden13]

S L I M E 🤮 tomorrow ! #V9 #Uno