While Trump Golfs...

Don't talk about me while I am golfing. Golfing is the most important thing I do all day so it's the only time I don't tweet. It would not be fair! SAD!

[While Trump Golfs... @WhilePrezGolfs]

@realDonaldTrump You’re a fucking idiot. I spell check before sending a text to my mom. You’re sending a tweet to millions. 99% of them think you’re a fucking idiot too.
Lier
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Lier is defined as someone who rests or reclines.
An example of a lier is a dog who is often sleepy.

[While Trump Golfs... @WhilePrezGolfs]

Overheard this morning in Bedminster NJ “Lindsey listen to me. I know stuff. It’s 1st hole-2nd hole-3rd hole-4th hole-5th hole. I’m like SO cognitively all there. The radical left is dumb. They said I was hiding in my bunker and I didn’t even play golf that day. TOTAL LOSERS!!!!”

[While Trump Golfs... @WhilePrezGolfs]

Want to see my expert golf swing? Here’s some great video the Fake News got. PERFECTION!!

FU*K...wrong video!!!
Mikey @vp help me!!! Sue Twitter and make this go away!
#TrumpIsAnIdiot

[While Trump Golfs... @WhilePrezGolfs]

This was not me. I was golfing the entire Memorial Day weekend remember! It’s so obvious. I’m not as buff as this guy. DUH!
#TrumpGolfsYouDie
#TrumpHasNoPlan
#TrumpIsAnIdiot
#TrumpIsMorbidlyObese

[Danny @danny6813]

@robreiner

[While Trump Golfs... @WhilePrezGolfs]

I knew I’d get in trouble for golfing. Besides the Fake News, I got in trouble with @FLOTUS! Not because I was on the golf course and she wanted to spend time with me. Melania said she didn’t want to see me for a while and everywhere she looks there I am! I just won’t go away!

[While Trump Golfs... @WhilePrezGolfs]

I’m finally done. What did I miss? Is the medical virus over yet? Judging by the bigly party going on at #TheOzarks it is! I did it! Do I have time to get in another 9 holes? @ratemyskyperoom owes me a 10/10. Lots of flowers and plants and green stuff on my golf course. I’m a 10!

[While Trump Golfs... @WhilePrezGolfs]

I just got a hole in 8. My people say that's good. I think I could get a 7 next time! I couldn't help getting my phone out to tell you this. Putting it back in my fanny pack now...Please don't talk about me! What a day! Greatest Memorial Day ever!
#TrumpGolfs
@realDonaldTrump

[While Trump Golfs... @WhilePrezGolfs]

Please don't talk about me while I am golfing. Playing golf is the most important thing I do all day so it's the only time I don't tweet. So please don't talk about be behind my back while I'm offline. It would not be fair! SAD!
#TrumpGolfsYouDie
#TrumpHasNoPlan
#TrumpGolfs