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i eat existential dread for breakfast // geography @ UoS 🌋🌋🌋// barista

[JIlllllll @dummyjig]

Like we have a PLAGUE rn??? With what to show for it artistically????? Bo Burnham???????

[rini @WhileRiSleeps]

@emma_finance

[αѕнαкi 🌺 @ashakiiii]

The healer also needs healing. The planner also needs surprises. The giver also needs to receive. The thoughtful also needs to be thought of. The considerate also needs to be considered.

[ً @TweetXan_]

They need to change the phrase “holiday request”, it’s more “holiday awareness” because I’m not requesting anything, I’m making you aware that you will not see me.

[Vic 🦎 🇵🇸 @hausofvee]

this bakery in leeds is having an absolute mare because someone reported them over using illegal sprinkles and it’s just so fucking funny to me

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i’m a pretty resilient person unless something hard is happening

[b @1bronclair]

how roaches look at you when you hit em with that dollar store bug spray

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

my roommate’s dog likes to sit on my lap while I’m working and on zoom my boss was like “oh my gosh please introduce that cute baby!!”, so i unmuted myself and was like “this is Evie” but it turns out my boss was talking to one of my coworkers, who had a literal human infant

[Shaughna Phillips @Shaughna_P]

Can someone please explain to me how the covid pandemic and @Dominos_UK not being able to do the half n half pizza are in anyway related?????????

[Scully @isthatscully]

this is so funny until you remember this is real life

[Keeya Keys. @KeeyaKeys]

Royal family worried about Archie’s skin colour when Prince Philip is Purple.

[gi @graceygabriella]

half of u don’t actually give a fuck about the mentally ill until its time to use them as an argument against lockdowns

[Paul @bingowings14]

Sharon, call the vet