A.J.

What came first, the music or the misery?

[Aaron King @A_AronKing]

I’m sorry if i appeared startled. It’s just that you’re terrifying.

[MuggleNet @MuggleNet]

Ah, another good ol' #PotterCrossover. 😊 RT if you knew Dumbledore's line without even reading the clues above the movie screenshot!

[A.J. @WhimsicalEnigma]

#Shenanigans

[A.J. @WhimsicalEnigma]

Feeling a little attacked. 😂

[🍁☘️Canadian Fletchy 🇨🇦 @Darth_Pingu]

#IfIHad5CentsEveryTime I apologized unnecessarily, I'd be rich but I'd also be polite about it

[Harry Potter Universe @HPotterUniverse]

"After all this time?"
"Always."

#HappyBirthdayAlanRickman #RIPAlanRickman

[A.J. @WhimsicalEnigma]

Haven't been on Twitter in forever and logged in just to say this...

@EmbryEthan I needed this today.
It's an Empire Records kinda day.

[A.J. @WhimsicalEnigma]

Quadball??? FOH. It's Quidditch. Get the fuck over yourselves. This is so fucking stupid. Idc how you feel about her. She created the books. You changing what she has made is fucking idiotic.

[A.J. @WhimsicalEnigma]

Apparently some people don't understand dark humor at all and have never met anyone who isn't sunshine and rainbows.

[A.J. @WhimsicalEnigma]

Listen... It's a good plan. Besides, I'm hilarious.
#summerbody

[A.J. @WhimsicalEnigma]

Anyone else watch redundant things? We've been watching #Guga on YouTube and counting how many times he says "everybody" well.. "everbidee".

[A.J. @WhimsicalEnigma]

We have realized that Virgo on #FAIRYTAIL is absolutely me to the core.

[A.J. @WhimsicalEnigma]

Seriously though.

[A.J. @WhimsicalEnigma]

A lot more of the blue than the red.

[A.J. @WhimsicalEnigma]

My take away from the @hotonesgameshow Classic (Level 1/First sauce) is that it tastes good. Good flavor. But it will burn if you do what I did. I was hungry and punished a lot of wings. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
My bootum will hurt later.

[A.J. @WhimsicalEnigma]

@thechrisbarron Me: mentally sounding out the notes to piece together the tune. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ #nerd

[A.J. @WhimsicalEnigma]

Molly will NOT go back outside to potty. She was all excited when I asked if they wanted to go out. Oliver hits the ice covered grass wide open. Molly ran to the door, saw the back porch whiter than before and noped right back in the house. #WinterStorm #louisvilleweather

[A.J. @WhimsicalEnigma]

My daughter: cramps, moody, emotional, feeling like a Trainwreck.
Me: made a bomb ass chocolate cream cheese fluff dessert and didn't tell her until it was finished. I threw it together and made it all up as I went along.
Crisis averted.
#IUnderstoodTheAssignment

[A.J. @WhimsicalEnigma]

Louisville is expecting an ice storm. How do I always run out of milk or bread when everyone else is panic buying??
Everyone else: "OMG it's gonna snow, I need to buy milk and bread!"
Me: "Fuck. No grilled cheese for me. I'm not going out to try to buy bread right now!"

[A.J. @WhimsicalEnigma]

It's slightly embarrassing how much I've legit learned from @FamilyGuyonFOX
Random knowledge that helps me in board games and trivial things.. I'm.. I'm gonna shut up now.

[A.J. @WhimsicalEnigma]

I will literally get up and leave the room if Richard tries to watch junkyard digs. I hate hearing, "Junkyard Mook" that much. I would much rather go by Micah, just throwing that out there.