Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees

Owner of 6 basic emotions: Fear, Happiness, Sadness & 3 varying degrees of Surprise (Aah!,Eh? & my fav Oooooh)Defo follow back Comedy types & fans of fairness.

[Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees @Whimsy_A_Go_Go]

Silly, Surreal, Childish, Thought Provoking, Intellectual, Chilling & Emotive!
All words.
Some could be said about Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees RIP! (Rees-uscitation In Progress!)
Please come if you’re at #EdinburghFringe.
It’s…different 😁#Voodoorooms #wimhof #absurd

[Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees @Whimsy_A_Go_Go]

@noeljamescomic Very nice…I didn’t laugh but I nodded in appreciation. Same thing right 👌😁

[Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees @Whimsy_A_Go_Go]

My #FPL rival has 6 players potentially involved tonight. It’s half time and he’s currently achieved the grand total of…ZERO points 🤯 I’m not doing much better mind…zero points from 4 players 😂

[Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees @Whimsy_A_Go_Go]

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[Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees @Whimsy_A_Go_Go]

Yo lovelies…for any of yer good peeps heading up, down or sideways to #EdFringe24
Here’s a link to all the good stuff that’s going down as part of the PBH Free Fringe…I’m in there somewhere too (pg3!)
Hope to see loads/Tens/Few/One of you there ☔️✌️☔️

https://t.co/cIYPE9vEf2

[Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees @Whimsy_A_Go_Go]

Cooeeeeeeeeee @machcomedyfest 👋🏻…Still loads of great shows to chose from next week, but any chance of adding a sneaky extra James Acaster show?
(Or any extras available for his Saturday show?😬🙏)

[Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees @Whimsy_A_Go_Go]

@Frances_G Nope unfortunately doesn’t sound anything like a Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees thingy…sorry bout wasting your moments

[Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees @Whimsy_A_Go_Go]

@danny_robins Swansea please sir 🫡

[Ron Barbosa MD FACS @rbarbosa91]

🧵regarding the terminology of some common suture needle types.

This is a revised version of a 🧵I did several months ago (I’ve been on vacation 😎, and it’ll be a bit untiI I have new material).

This is the ubiquitous SH needle we all know. But what does SH stand for?
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[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Urgent. Less than six weeks for millions to boost state pension by £10,000s (some can do it free)

Courtesy @itvMLshow

Feel free to spread the word.

[Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees @Whimsy_A_Go_Go]

@Ottojizzmark

[Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees @Whimsy_A_Go_Go]

Noice little thread…

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Why did Salvador Dalí paint those famous melting clocks in The Persistence of Memory?

And why did he paint The Disintegration of the Persistence of Memory twenty years later?

[Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees @Whimsy_A_Go_Go]

Cooeeee @BristolHipp 👋🏻
Any chance of a Birthday shout out from @CraigRevHorwood tonight (28/12) for my better half
Anne-Marie Orrells. We’re coming from Swansea & She loves Craig, Panto & anything Strictly so a B’day shout out would be the Cherry on the Glitter ball! ThankU🤞🏻X

[Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees @Whimsy_A_Go_Go]

Yes but…imagine having to beat England 4-0 to qualify?
AND WE DO IT!!!!! 😍
C’mon you Sons of Speed!

[Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees @Whimsy_A_Go_Go]

Netflix ‘The Exhausted Arsonist’…It’s a slow burner.

[Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees @Whimsy_A_Go_Go]

Quote from Meleys, a Tory voter from the South:
“#LizTruss has resigned? I was just starting to warm to her”

[Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees @Whimsy_A_Go_Go]

@sleafordmods Sob Seekers!

[Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees @Whimsy_A_Go_Go]

I did consider going to stand in the #QueueForTheQueen but it appears ‘the queue’ is slowly making its way to me…in Swansea!

[Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees @Whimsy_A_Go_Go]

Let’s Go!

[Tiffany Stevenson @tiffstevenson]

Watched Jamie Oliver on the One Show demonstrating how to cook using minimal stove heat for less than 3 mins. Media can you STOP normalising this. It’s not normal. In one the richest nations in the world. It’s not gas cooking, it’s gas lighting. We need to take to the streets 🤷🏼‍���️

[Gareth Complete Nonsense Rees @Whimsy_A_Go_Go]

Hey take photo and let me know where you saw one of these hideous things at #allpointseast today.