Whiny Philip Rivers

Better than @NotJayCutler. #ChargersGTL: Getting sacked, Throwing picks, Losing. #MrDecember #BeAPhilsciple #AllHailKingPhil #GetPhillyWitIt (Parody Account)

[Whiny Philip Rivers @WhinyPhilRivers]

@NBAWAYOFFS Lmao what about this DEAL being DONE

https://t.co/0dGYbQerNC

[Jed Fontaínè @JedFontaine]

Deal is done. Shams will break news later today. 4 team trade, source tells me.

Heat - Giannis Antetokounmpo,

Bucks - Ron Holland, Jarred Vanderbilt, Jaime Jaquez, Kasparis Jakcucionis, Lakers 2031 1st round pick, 3 Miami 1st round picks, Pistons 2026 1st round pick

Pistons - Tyler Herro

Lakers - Isaiah Stewart, Kel’el Ware

[Whiny Philip Rivers @WhinyPhilRivers]

Popped my multivitamin this morning. Fuck it, let’s ball.

[NFL @NFL]

17 days to go, football fans... #Kickoff2015

[Domino's Pizza @dominos]

Great topping combo, Philip. Wanna come work for us in like 4 years? https://t.co/65jmjDyfc9

[Whiny Philip Rivers @WhinyPhilRivers]

Sometimes I look back & feel sorry for stealing Drew Brees's job. So, as reparation for my crime, I follow accounts like @RobotDrewBrees.

[Whiny Philip Rivers @WhinyPhilRivers]

@Cheech619 Oh you know... Slangin' pigskin and makin' babies. #DatPhilLife

[Robot Drew Brees @RobotDrewBrees]

Do I see parallels between Chargers drafting Rivers and Saints drafting Grayson? Absolutely not. I summed that up in two words. #bleepbloop

[Whiny Philip Rivers @WhinyPhilRivers]

Ugh, I hate sweat on my balls. #GuessWhosBack #BoltUp #BeAPhilsciple #TrainingCamp

[Whiny Philip Rivers @WhinyPhilRivers]

@yankeesman77 is a dildobuttface

[Loctite Glue @LoctiteGlue]

@WhinyPhilRivers @Wyattmontemorra YESSSSS! ❤️🎉💥

[Whiny Philip Rivers @WhinyPhilRivers]

Motha fucka wins human-sized Pac-Man and all he wins is a Bug Light? BRUH. #UpForWhatever #SuperBowlXLIX

[David Wunderlich @Year2]

How does a super glue company decide that *this* is the year for a Super Bowl ad?

[Whiny Philip Rivers @WhinyPhilRivers]

Edelman needs some LocTite to glue his brain back into his head after that hit. #SuperBowlXLIX

[Loctite Glue @LoctiteGlue]

Did you see our glue party during #SB49? #WinAtGlue
https://t.co/mCAjv2oy3b

[Whiny Philip Rivers @WhinyPhilRivers]

LOCTITE WINS THE #SuperBowlXLIX!!!

[Erika Masonhall @ErikaMasonhall]

Endless loop of dancing sharks: https://t.co/cZVKusRXwv thank you, internet

[Aaron @abake6]

I hate Twitter man 😂😂😂😂😂