The Cream Cheese

A mighty tub of America’s finest cuisine. Bow before me, peasants.

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Make sure y’all tag me in cheese or bagel related posts, all for supporting my fam

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@premeesaurus

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Everything Bagel

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@missy_molly_mol @MissBickerstaff i suppose i won’t take offense this time

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@xoxo_itsmeee it is real hun you just can’t disrespect my name like that

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@NooNoo341 aww

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@thequeerestel Even THAT is debatable

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Pie Crust is the little bitch of pastries

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@t0tally_d00med I may not be probiotic, but i am problematic

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@yasleong @jasparrker @devonmcgeachy1 @charliecooney_ Only with a lil sugar

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@missy_molly_mol @MissBickerstaff Not gonna lie, kinda feeling attacked rn

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@xoxo_itsmeee no you will NOT

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@NooNoo341 Not the most regal thing i’ve ever done, but happy to help

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when you crack my lid and my top is completely smooth

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slap me i’ll make a fun noise

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#hotcheetos #creamcheese #apology #confession

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There’s been a lot of speculation lately... so i came to clear the air... Yeah i fuck with hot cheetos, no i’m not ashamed

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@aclacedd Damn i haven’t even heard of these one before, i really do go well with everything

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@redimine me

[Kilroy's on Kirkwood @KilroysKOK]

Can’t forget our $2 grilled cheese special... Deep Fried Oreo with peanut butter and chocolate cream cheese🔥