Joe Shannon

I successfully conquered the majority of central Europe at the turn of the nineteenth century as the Emperor of France. Wait, that was Napoleon.

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I just wrote a review on Whey https://t.co/F0wYnTzP24 via @yotpo

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Eat, Spray, Love #ShartBook @midnight

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@AndyRichter

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Getting store credit at the Party Source is like getting the key to Johnny's Castle as a kid

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Ask not for whom the Richard Belzer tolls, it tolls for thee...

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Is living hard enough?

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@J_Zman Wait, you mean I'm expected to tweet more than once per year?

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@matty_beats Enjoying Jameson, no matter the vessel, is a cause for celebration in itself.

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The simple satisfaction of drinking a beer in the shower is one of life's most underrated pleasures.

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Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun the frumious Sheen.