Dean Winchester - ||Parody||

My name is Dean Winchester. I‘m an Aquarius... @RP_Beezy's one man army. ||Brother: @BitchWithFacts|| #NotInterested #HunterDaddy #BoonieBaby

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

"I think I'm adorable."

↠ Drinker. Sarcastic. Hunter. Asshole.

↠ Probably wants you to go away.

↠ Self loathing. Depressed, but hides it well. Is afraid of failing.

↠ Brother to @BitchWithFacts.

↠ No DMs. Not Interested.

↠ Author: @BoondockBaby

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

Happy Birthday! @deangrl36

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

[Takes her to bed to be her big spoon and nuzzles her shoulder]

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

Back to old UN.

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

Then hug me?

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

@SurrenderMyHart [Cuddles until Sarge steals her away]

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

Oh no, I mean if you need a lap to sit on...

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

@ImTotallySane [Moves in and never leaves]

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

[Faceplants in boobs]

[The  CooCoo  Stabby McTwoKnives @ImTotallySane]

COME. HERE. DEAN.

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

@ImTotallySane [Stays there all day]

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

My heart is broken.

[Lilith ||Parody|| @ArcaneShine]

That’s awfully rude of her.

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

HOW HAS BOONIE NOT LET ME OUT IN OVER A YEAR?! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

Screw you, bird!

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

@BoundPrince Not this time. [Grins]

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

[Is offering hugs, clothing optional!]

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

@SiredByKira [Grins and kisses her forehead] Good to know.

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

Obviously.

[Kira ||Parody|| @SiredByKira]

Is butt rubs also involved?

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

@deangrl36 You're always the best.

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

[Gives her a kiss to her cheek] Thanks, darlin'.

[Tonya Austin @deangrl36]

*left a box of different flavors of fresh baked pies for @JerkWithPie just because*

[Dean Winchester - ||Parody|| @WhiskeyAndPie]

Who wouldn't?