Angie

This ain't my first shot or rodeo bring it bitches.. go ask the blonde @Beer_Blonde_

[Angie @WhiskeyRed77]

Coming back to twitter is like fucking an ex, you know it's gonna be a train wreck but I just gotta ride it one more time.

[Angie @WhiskeyRed77]

Builds wall around the dipshit that made the snap update**

[gⓗⓓ @GingerHotDish]

Married sex.

The original Old Wives Tale

[A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @SteveKoehler22]

A new follower boldly states in his bio :
“Turn notifications on”

Also, he hasn’t tweeted yet. Not once.

So I guess it’s just in case he ever tweets.

[Angie @WhiskeyRed77]

I too take SM breaks so my wife doesn’t know I have 72 internet girlfriends.

Who am I kidding fuck that bitch.

[Angie @WhiskeyRed77]

I’ve said this ain’t my first rodeo an awful lot for a girl that’s never been in a rodeo

[Barroom Hero 🦬 @UnIxphysco]

Sure you're taken, taken for granted

[Angie @WhiskeyRed77]

Maybe it’s just me but I’d rather just drink my Tide. God don’t these kids care about their digestive tracts?!
Plus #bubblefarts

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Hot MILFs in your area want you to pull your pants up, you look like a fucking idiot.

[tankgrrl @tnkgrrrrrl]

I haven’t fucked anyone’s life up in a while.....

How you doin?💋

[gⓗⓓ @GingerHotDish]

I don’t want one night, I want all the rest of your nights.

[Barroom Hero 🦬 @UnIxphysco]

I'm so hungry I could eat my own cooking

[Angie @WhiskeyRed77]

Listen lady, I can fuck your husband and your son with both hands tied behind my back and my left foot in the air.

Me, introducing myself to my new neighbor*

[The Clarty Plodger. ™️ @Prince_Madness1]

Twitter, the place where people
love nothing more than
to read....

....into things.

[Angie @WhiskeyRed77]

I should just put my voice on a loop saying OH FER FUCKS SAKES to save me time.

[Angie @WhiskeyRed77]

#NewProfilePic

[Angie @WhiskeyRed77]

I still can’t believe my mom was right about that whole sex leading to kids bullshit

[gⓗⓓ @GingerHotDish]

Don’t be Flan when you can be Creme Brulee.

[Island Girl @_Water_Baby]

It’s easy to confuse my fuck off shrug with my I need a hug glare.

[Mac Dickson @MacDicksonShow]

Somebody said to me today, “Bless your heart.” I’m not sure if they like me, or if they are mad at me.